What world record could you set?

[lukey94]

Most times masurbating in one day.

sounds like a challenge, I could definitely do a lifetime one though

 

[ellimist337]

Fewest number or records broken.

 

[Washboard]

Most times masurbating in one day.

sounds like a challenge, I could definitely do a lifetime one though

ewwwww... and i'm pretty sure they dont allow explicit ones

 

[Beetlejooce]

Most pieces of toast eaten in one go. You can never beat me at toast games

 

[Hoppetussa]

The World Record for Least Likley To Get A World Record

Aha! I challenge you!

 

[Ranooth]

Most hugable guy.

 

[varulfic]

Most average guy.

 

[Lonan]

Most rage for not being able to play Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour online, because it says my serial number is wrong. However, it's right, because it's on the box. And they don't support the game anymore, so I can't get help. Of course, NOW it is wrong, because I got the game a few years ago and lost the box along the way, and I just got a new computer and getting a replaceent serial number costs 10 freaking US dollars. But before it was correct, and it still said I had the wrong serial number. And Command and Conquer is my favourite game ever, so it sucks. No one can match my rage over this, thus I hold the world record. And I don't care that this isn't a real category, because it should be.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Most reopened wound related to drumming.

 

[Jursa]

I would like the record for most records broken...

 

[Lord George]

I'd like to beat the current record for number of human Kills. I think Harold Shipmen currently holds that record with 108 confirmed kills

 

[xxDarlenexx]

What i'd want is most money earned.

What i'd have the best chance at: most crab legs eaten in a single go, by a single person.

I know my strengths.

 

[Grimm91]

Most time spent eating without getting fat.

 

[theultimateend]

The World Record for Least Likley To Get A World Record

I believe a few comatose quadriplegics would be battling you hard for that one.

For me.

Most/least ambiguous noun verbed the most/least in ambiguous timeframe.

It seems doable.

 

[lukey94]

Most times masurbating in one day.

sounds like a challenge, I could definitely do a lifetime one though

ewwwww... and i'm pretty sure they dont allow explicit ones

well im pretty sure i could

 

[requiem408]

most jars of apple sauce consumed in 2 hours.

MOTT's Original Unsweetened FTW!!!

 

[Steeveeo]

Highest number of total hours asleep in a week.

Also the same for being on a computer.

 

[Chris1893]

Most complaints made in an ad break on TV.

"Oooh I hate this ad"
"Oh this person annoys me"
"I hate him"
"I hate this woman"
"Shut up Barry Scott"