What world record could you set?

[pantsoffdanceoff]

Highest amounts of "I totally called it" or "I told you this would happen" moments.

 

[ace_of_something]

Most dolphins wrestled

 

[Debatra]

Longest time survived in extremely cold temperatures.

 

[kommando367]

most intelligent person in the south

 

[bowserboy26578]

most time spent on ones ass playing games without paying mind to other life forms.

 

[lacktheknack]

Least amount of smiling or laughing.

OR

Most vast amount of retarded, USELESS information.

 

[senataur]

Highest elevation of projectile keys after ragefisting a keyboard.

 

[Berethond]

Least amount of smiling or laughing.

OR

Most vast amount of retarded, USELESS information.

I challenge you on BOTH counts.

 

[lacktheknack]

Least amount of smiling or laughing.

OR

Most vast amount of retarded, USELESS information.

I challenge you on BOTH counts.

Good luck with the first one anyway. I actually CANNOT smile on cue.

 

[Berethond]

Least amount of smiling or laughing.

OR

Most vast amount of retarded, USELESS information.

I challenge you on BOTH counts.

Good luck with the first one anyway. I actually CANNOT smile on cue.

The second one, then.

 

[Archereus]

If you made your way into the Guinness book of world records, what would it be for?

Mine would be the greatest number of cheese strings consumed in one sitting.

I would have some thing similar, but my record could be the most sun flower seeds consumed in 1 day

 

[Romicron]

Most random topic of conversation changes.

 

[Reaperman Wompa]

Most arson.

 

[rabiddogs]

Was going to say most concussions in a church building, but let's say most unused penis.

 

[Meado]

Longest time spent with one blocked nostril. Seriously, this baby's been blocked for about 7 years. Y'think I should see a doctor?

 

[Kuweekee]

I'm not sure what I would qualify for right now, since most things will allready have been done, but i think i could beat the longest amount of time non-stop gaming, or else maybe playing the latest games on the oldest computer