What world record could you set?

[Corpse XxX]

I think im already the record holder for "most times pummeled accidentaly by women on a saturday"

First out; Drunk girl fell on me, i tipped over, fell a meter landed on me back and broke a rib..

Secondly: Going down some stairs, girl going up the same stairs, accidently kneeing me right in the nutsack..

Thirdly; Putting slice of pizza into girls mouth, she was drunk, took a bite out of two of my fingers making me bleed big time, had to go to doctor get a tetna shot..(not really sure if its spelled tetna)

Fourth; Door fell out if its frame when a girl tried to open it, fell directly on my toe, it is now all blue and the nail is about to fall off..

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

"The most number of hours logged onto CS:S and still is unable to play."

 

[manicfoot]

Most packets of crisps eaten in a row. Seriously, I could go on forever

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

Most annoying user on the internet.

Well it's true isn't it? Just ask xitel.

 

[Peach_hat]

Most time spent not reading this thread.

 

[orifice]

I'd like to beat the current record for number of human Kills. I think Harold Shipmen currently holds that record with 108 confirmed kills

I'm pretty sure the guy who released the bomb from the Enola gay beats him.
Back on topic, I think that I could win the record for most indifference towards winning world records!

 

[Puppeteer Putin]

Most hugable guy.

I challange you to a hug duel. That or "The most amount of Youth Orchestras joined in a year". Or the amount of times I have had to say "I can't I have rehearsal".

The World Record for Least Likley To Get A World Record

Whoa, oh. We have a conundrum.

 

[stormcaller]

Most times been scared to death by cat at night.

 

[Jaythulhu]

Most amount of hours not caring about whatever crap the emo kid who was bugging me at work today had to say. Actually, ya can replace that kid with any kid.

 

[damion559]

most children set on fire at any one time

Fuck you.

Most bones broken in a place of worship

And you too. I will take you BOTH on. Right now. Let me go find a Sunday School and some fireproof clothing, and I'll beat both of your records at once.

lets do it

 

[Vlane]

Ummm, most animes watched in one sitting, or least words spoken in one day.

I challenge you! I watched about 70 hours of anime almost straight last month. I think my biggest break was 3 minutes.

 

[damion559]

most children set on fire at any one time

Fuck you.

Most bones broken in a place of worship

And you too. I will take you BOTH on. Right now. Let me go find a Sunday School and some fireproof clothing, and I'll beat both of your records at once.

lets do it

It's Monday, so I already did. Part of my Monday morning routine.

so youre monday morning routine includes killng kids in a SUNDAY school a whole day after they leave the SUNDAY school

 

[nova18]

If there was a world record for sleeping I would be the reigning champ.
Recently I find that Im not really sleeping as such, more of a hibernation.

 

[damion559]

most children set on fire at any one time

Fuck you.

Most bones broken in a place of worship

And you too. I will take you BOTH on. Right now. Let me go find a Sunday School and some fireproof clothing, and I'll beat both of your records at once.

lets do it

It's Monday, so I already did. Part of my Monday morning routine.

so youre monday morning routine includes killng kids in a SUNDAY school a whole day after they leave the SUNDAY school

...I...actually don't have a comeback for that.
Touché.
I HAVE REALITY WARPING JOKE POWERS
Also it's humor, so common sense is the FIRST thing on the altar.

Touché

 

[EeveeElectro]

I think I have a new one.
The coldest one person could be in a bedroom.



I want a blankie

 

[Ace of Spades]

Most lines quoted without taking a breath. Insane memory combined with large lung capacity is a hell of a recipe for quoting.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

'Biggest, Most Obsessive Red. vs. Blue Fan'.

:K

 

[JRCB]

Most spontaneous jazz hands.
Oh wait, my friend would probably get that.