What world record could you set?

[Jagers1994]

Most random use of this noise I made. Have you ever stepped on a 20 pound dogs tail? Me and my friends do that noise all the time.

 

[YouGetWhatsGiven]

Most hours of sleep in a week. Jet Lag in Rome. You don't want to know

 

[wewontdie11]

Most whisky drank in the last 45 minutes. (3/4 of a bottle)

On a somewhat related note, most bullshitted by a single woman ever.

Also most untidy room in history. I had to dig my monitor out from behind a box, 4 files and a shirt.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Being awesome.

 

[ElephantGuts]

Most worrying about having too many games to play and not enough time to play them done in an hour.

 

[gigastrike]

I swear I could beat the record for largest amount of health healed from one spell in guild wars.

 

[Turtleboy1017]

Most people ticked off in less then 30 seconds.

 

[VZLANemesis]

Ummm, most animes watched in one sitting, or least words spoken in one day.

I challenge you! I watched about 70 hours of anime almost straight last month. I think my biggest break was 3 minutes.

Well that sounds unlikely...

 

[ChaosTheory3133]

Procrastination... I have several readings, a paper that was due this afternoon, and several books all barking for my attention at this very moment, yet I can't seem to pull myself off the forums and typing long wordy paragraphs in elaborate ways that no one will ever read. Meh... College paper work bores me.

 

[Thaepheux]

Most cigarettes smoked in one hour. Also - most blackened lungs.

 

[worstknightmare]

Fastest time to drink a glass of milk, my record is roughly 4.45 seconds
Hottest day of the year + glass of milk = world record attempt

(the milk was ice cold as well)

 

[Al X and Ur]

Most time spent eating without getting fat.

i would beat that!!! i have been kicked out of a chinese all you can eat buffet for eating too much, and i weigh 150 pounds!!!

 

[mattttherman3]

Probably being the most impatient person ever

 

[acer840]

Most times charging an iPod in a week.

 

[Odude]

Most wrong numbers in any given day/week/month/year. There are 7 major companies that have a number very close to mine which stupid people (read: everyone) always call instead. (588 -> 558/855) The two biggest offenders include my county sheriff's department (in a high-population county), and a credit recovery company that has published my number on their web page, in the news paper, and many other sources as their own for the past two years.

I should so set up an appointment with an official record... recording... guy. Or something.

 

[Soigieoto]

Most procrastination on projects and still finishing them

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

most children set on fire at any one time

Fuck you.

Most bones broken in a place of worship

And you too. I will take you BOTH on. Right now. Let me go find a Sunday School and some fireproof clothing, and I'll beat both of your records at once.

*FACEPALM*
I meant my own bones.
I've broke 4 ribs, both my ankles and my wrist in church.
I'm a clumsy fuck.

I would really love to know how you managed that one.

But as for my own record, I'd go for the "Most Times Nearly Dying" record.

 

[peduncle]

"most likely to be gay, even though everyone knows he's straight as an arrow."

 

[orifice]

I was going to say "most cynical" but it'll never happen!