What would be the first thing Gorden Freemen says?

[icame]

My guess is He would say "Damn I'm good" In the duke nukem voice.

 

[Irridium]

"I'm gay"

That should do it.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

i AM reloading ya jerk!

 

[Fenring]

"Hell, it's about time."

 

[Kestrel-50]

no means no Alyx

 

[Asuka Soryu]

"They'll be like, 'Freeman, we thought you were dead' and I'll be like, 'you thought wrong'."

 

[AmbitiousWorm]

this suit gives me a rash

 

[8bitlove2a03]

After hurling a Combine off the back of a moving train with the gravity gun: "No Ticket."

Cookie for getting the reference (but only if you get both).

 

[pyrosaw]

I swear to god Alyx, I am NOT going back in a vent!

 

[infohippie]

"Someone take this goddamn crowbar!"

 

[SimuLord]

"Finally got one right. Sorry, Cities 1 through 16."

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

I think he'd just cry a lot.

 

[omega_peaches]

In the beginning of Episode 3
Alex: Gee Gordon, is it any good?
Freeman: AFTER (However many years between episodes 2 and 3) DAMN YEARS, IT BETTER BE GOOD!

 

[bak00777]

*Clears throat* woh that was the worst case of laryngitis ive ever had.

 

[IBlackKiteI]

"They'll be like, 'Freeman, we thought you were dead' and I'll be like, 'you thought wrong'."

Ahh you made my day!

OT: He'll either say something with regards to

Spoiler: Ep 3 finale spoilers

Eli's death and awesome Eli was

Or he will quote Full Life Consequences.

"I must live up to my family name and face
FULL
LIFE
CONSEQUENCES!"

Yeeeeeeeeeeeah

 

[Soviet Heavy]

"Its Frohman dammit!"

 

[Harlief]

"With this artificial larynx, I sound like a robot... Exterminate! Exterminaaaaaate!"

 

[Timedraven 117]

'clears throat/ coughs violently' AAAWWWW Shit.... hay i can talk!!! After 20 damn years!!!! (happens after face hugger almost took over him and Alyx shoots it, and see's a army of zombines)(cookie for guessing joke.)