What would be the first thing Gorden Freemen says?

[ChipSandwich]

Freeman: Hey Alyx
Alyx: Oh, you're talking now?
Freeman: Yep
Alyx: So...
Freeman: So...
Alyx: ...
Freeman: ...
Alyx: ...
Freeman: ...
Alyx: ...
Freeman: The Game
Alyx: RAAAAAAGE
Freeman: OMGROFLZURAN00B LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And so Valve had made the day in which fans regretted wanting to hear Freeman's voice.

 

[KILGAZOR]

"When will Episode 3 come out?"

 

[Contun]

After hurling a Combine off the back of a moving train with the gravity gun: "No Ticket."

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Spoiler: This?

Valve: If you pre-order Half-Life 3, you'll get to hear Freemans voice!

Fans: Oh my god! Pre-orderin' now!

Freeman:

Spoiler: Hello!

Fans: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

Oh Valve, you love trolling your fans.

 

[MrGalactus]

What you don't know is that since the end of Ep. 2 he's been talking non-stop. Lets hope they release Ep. 3 before he shuts up again, eh?

 

[AK47Marine]

"They'll be like, 'Freeman, we thought you were dead' and I'll be like, 'you thought wrong'."

Hahaha yes all of that

I personally think it'll be something like "No seriously, fuck this shit, fuck the next suicide mission, send the goddamn robot with the attached machineguns instead"

 

[freakylarzzy]

After hurling a Combine off the back of a moving train with the gravity gun: "No Ticket."

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gotta love dogma...whats the second one?

 

[icyneesan]

"I can't believe you waited 14 years to play a game everyone stopped caring about 11 years ago"

-Duke Nukem Gordan Freemen - Release day celebration for Half Life 2: Episode 3, Oct. 10 2021

 

[Sansha]

"¿Que?"

 

[FalloutJack]

"Right, so... I basically saved the planet from the aliens, right? Right. That means...I'm gonna take over. Kneel before Zod."

 

[Audemas]

After hurling a Combine off the back of a moving train with the gravity gun: "No Ticket."

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I believe those movies were Dogma and Indian Jones and the Last Crusade.

 

[Voodoo_Person]

After hurling a Combine off the back of a moving train with the gravity gun: "No Ticket."

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Indian Jones was just one ref, the other one I believe is Silent Bob in Dogma

EDIT. Gah Ninja'd!

 

[8bitlove2a03]

Tell this cookie fairy the cookies you desire, and she shall be with you momentarily.

Spoiler

Also, I've been thinking, and I've come to the decision that Gordon's first spoken words would be something more along the lines of "G-man, what the Hell are you up to"

Because honestly, considering what happens at the end of HL2Ep2, what else could he really say?

 

[ThebigZ]

"Holy Shit Did I Do That" Pretty much it

 

[EllEzDee]

"Why can't people seem to spell my fucking name"

 

[colourblind]

"Nobody puts baby in a corner"