What would be the most random military conflict in the world?

[IxionIndustries]

Russia against North Korea...

Although, they'd probably end up nuking each other... But it'd be a great night light for Alaska!

 

[listentomyopinion]

Historical fact: Since 1856, the northern English town of Berwick-upon-Tweed has been officially at war with Russia! Fuck.

 

[happysock]

Belarus versus China
Monaco vs Vatican city

 

[Jark212]

Vatican City Vs. Canton of Geneva.

I can see it happening, can you?

I'd pay to see the Vatican get there asses handed to them...

 

[Syphonz]

Greenland vs. Iceland.

 

[Headless Zombie]

Antarctica Vs. The World!

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

Ireland vs (insert country here)

reason: you don't drink enough beer

 

[ICs2Xist]

lolz andorra and liechenstein would be pretty hilarious... or like switzerland and norway (norway is the most pacifist country in the world, and switzerland sat neutral for almost all of world wars I and II even though it was right smack dab in the middle of the fighting)

But I think the most epic one would be Antarctica vs. Siberia (just Siberia) in an all-out, total war snowball fight.

INSANE.

 

[Steve Dark]

Iceland vs the Maldives.

Two tiny countries on opposite sides of the world.
Would they even manage to land a single blow?

 

[DeathArtist]

Vatican v.s. Sicily
battle of the Italian Powers

 

[Citrus]

Canada and Japan versus Australia and China. That'd be something.

 

[Winter Rat]

Operation Lichtensteinian Freedom.

 

[toapat]

Germany invading the rest of Europe, and then justifying it with "Third time's a charm motherfuckers!"

also note they would win this time, as they supply the rest of europe with the hardware.

India Vs Australia

except for Kangaroo bombs (cookie), i cant name an Australian military equipment

 

[lockeslylcrit]

The most random? Mongolia vs the Honduras/Antarctica Alliance.

 

[somekindarobot]

How about San Marino vs. Nauru?

Spoiler: The Exchange

San Marino:How DARE you take the title of "world's smallest republic" away from us! THIS MEANS WAR!

Nauru: Bring it, meatball munchers!

San Marino: Oh, it's definitely on now, pineapple pushers!

Nauru: Spaghetti Squishers!

San Marino: Coconut Coddlers!

Nauru: PIZZA POPPERS!

San Marino: BREADFRUIT BLOWERS!

Nauru: SCREW THIS, LET'S DO IT!

San Marino: FUCK YEAH!

Nauru: Umm... how do we do this, again?

San Marino: What do you mean, we fight!

Nauru: Yeah, but HOW do we fight? You have no navy, I have no armed forces, and we're an opposite ends of the globe.

San Marino: Uhhhhhhhhh...

South Korea: Hey guys, I could organize a Starcraft tournam...

San Marino & Nauru: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!

South Korea: Well screw you guys too! *sobs*

San Marino: Geez, can you believe that guy?

Nauru: I know, What an asshole!

San Marino: Umm, what were we talking about again?

Nauru: To be honest, I forgot.

San Marino: Well, see ya, then.

Nauru: See ya!

 

[The Austin]

Canadaien Civil War.

The one country in the world nobody gives two shites about tearing itself apart would be freiking awesome.

 

[bilkobob]

Tonga vs Togo

 

[GaM Pancho]

Germany vs Poland

Oh wait