What would be your crime and nickname for that crime?

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Asciotes

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The sleeper. Because I'd wait for someone to fall asleep. Then get into bed and pretend to sleep beside them. Then when they wake up I'll smile at them, say hi and leave.
 

teisjm

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credit card tricks, getting the card info, if you're a waiter or something, and using it online to buy WoW gold, move the gold around and sell it again and there you go,WoW-washed RL-money. They would call me "The Gold Farmer"

or criminal killing boondock saints style, dunno bout nickname for that though.
 

Spirultima

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MaxTheReaper said:
Kittens cannot cause death.
Ever.
Thats what they want you to think >.>

My brothers cat: Cat Cait Sith McMillian is a prime example.

Also the Butcher? come on but cliché isn't it?
 

Silva

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Long John Silva.

Just because it works so very well.

MaxTheReaper said:
I wouldn't nickname myself for my crimes at all.
...After all, your username doesn't sound like exactly such a nickname.
 

Insanum

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The spooner.

nahh, I jest.

The wine gum killer, Because i insist in shouting "THERES A MOOSE, LOOSE, ABOUT THIS HOOSE." Whenever i strike. Or even leaving a calling card...
 

Lullabye

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The urban dictionary,
because i'd tie up my victims and press the random search button on urban dictionary. then do to the victim whatever comes up. id get charged with most every crime imaginable, and then some.hell, they'd need to invent a few!
 

Deadpoolsbrain

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"Slippery Dick"

My crime: I am a famous robber and the police have trouble catching me (hence slippery). What were you thinking?
 

Lullabye

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Deadpoolsbrain said:
"Slippery Dick"

My crime: I am a famous robber and the police have trouble catching me (hence slippery). What were you thinking?
im thinking your name better be Dick.
 

Silva

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MaxTheReaper said:
Silva said:
...After all, your username doesn't sound like exactly such a nickname.
*Sarcastic clap*
Congratulations!
You've figured it out.

And fallen right into my evil trap (but I'm definitely not a villain.)
So you're evil, but not a villain. Isn't that like blowing things up, but without fun?
 

AboveUp

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Let's see, my first name is Remy, so it'd have to be something that would sound right with that name...

Remy the Rapi... Wait... So that's where all those jokes come from!
 

Fightgarr

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My crime's name? The Ying Yang Twins Job.
The name of that type of crime? The Ying Yell.
Description of the crime: It is a basic 3am breaking and entering case. It involves sneaking into the master bedroom, placing a boom box very near the ear of the people sleeping within, leaving and turning it on remotely. It plays you whispering about your penis. Leave the scene.
The job that made it famous: One Fightgarr decided that he had had enough of the evil ways of one Eviljoe. He snuck into the lair of the red and black-armored beast. The lair, having very good acoustics for making echoes, was the perfect place to obnoxiously whisper. Fighgarr began whispering: "Hey pretty girl, you armor looks soft, I'd really like to touch it." This continued until the fabled Eviljoe decided to walk down the hall and promptly shoved his large, metal gauntlet down the throat of said Fightgarr.
Its fame was gained after Eviljoe mentioned it to an underling, who mentioned it while drunk at a bar.. The fame grew from there often being compared to that terrible song by the Ying Yang Twins.

...And for your entertainment [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ]
 

ScarlettRage

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afaceforradio said:
Haha good one Monkfish!

I'd have "The Bitchenator", I go around obliterating bitches who push out kids with no regard to the money it's costing ME.
lol watch out octo-mom lol

i would be so kind of female rapist lol

EDIT:
anyone who comes up with a name i like gets a cookie AND a hug
 

loophole92

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I'd be The Banana; I'm bent, yellow and full of Potassium. I would reek havoc by planting banana skins all over like some kind of hideous Mario Kart rip off.