What would be your Fatality?

[PrototypeC]

Have a puddle of water pool around their feet... they look down, puzzled, and skinned arms reach out of the water, grip his/her ankles and pull them down, screaming. Pool of water shrinks away.

My friendship would be the same, only the hands carry them away while they play a guitar solo, mosh-pit style.

 

[The_Echo]

Pull a Fist of the North Star and slash them a few billion times with a katana, and then watch them fall to pieces as I sheath it due to epic delayed damage.

 

[Shadowcat97]

I would do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCdTZExHDW0
with out the whole brief case thing.

 

[Castar]

- Make my opponent not need to eat, sleep or breathe, stop his aging process and make him immune to the hostile environment of outer space, then teleport him to a location far away in outer space where he will never ever encounter any other object.
- In a few hundred thousand million billion trillion years he will experience heat death.

 

[teisjm]

720° backflip drop kick curb-stomp.
Just cause it sounds awesome

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Inject my victim with aids infected blood.

 

[falconkick]

Kanye west

 

[spikeyjoey]

Inject my victim with aids infected blood.

too slow for a fatality surely

Id kick them in the nuts so hard their testicles come out their mouth, hot shots stylee then remove them and ram them in their eyes..

raaar

 

[Twad]

Orbital laser.

 

[Ninja Tank]

took me an hour to figure this one out but here it is
I will cause a vacuum bomb to go off in your stomach causing you to expand then be compressed into your stomach causing you to eat your self alive.

 

[Blackhol]

A swift punch to the stomach and pulling out his ribcage .

 

[Blatherscythe]

I would summon this man in the link below.

http://msmills.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/chuck_norris.jpg

 

[Gene O]

I would explain the beauty of Pascal's Triangle to my defeated opponent until he tore out his own tongue so he could strangle himself with it.

 

[RoblinPrime]

Papercut on the bellend/clitoris. Then, when they open their mouth in agony, stuff a rat down their throat.

 

[ninjaman 420]

Jam an umbrella up the guys ass then open it.

you were listening to that icp - 3 6 mafia song when you wrote this weren't you?

id break there legs, dig a really deep hole in the ground and throw them im. the only way out of the hole is a barb wire ladder i made covered in lemon juice, hotsauce, and salt. they have to pull themselves out of the hole before a certain time limit or i poor in gasoline and set the hole on fire. if they do get out ill just beat them to death, or stab em, or use the chainsaw, whatever i happen to have. (can you tell ive thought of this before i ever seen this thread?)

 

[Siuki]

Eat them piece by piece. Alive.

 

[MattRooney06]

How about a weapon that when it strikes a living creature, all the connections between its brain and its muscles are reversed. That way, when the brain tells a muscle to contract, for example, it expands instead. The effect would be fairly quick but would take over the body gradually starting from the extremities inward. That way, the creature flails about uncontrollably until the effect reaches their heart when then starts pumping backwards. Also their lungs would work backwards and they'd breathe out when they needed to breathe in. That would suck all the oxygen carrying blood back out of where its supposed to go. The creature would then suffocate and die even though it wasn't being smothered by anything.

HOLY CRAP!!!!! SOMONE CREATE THIS GUY ON MK!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS THE WINNER ON THIS THREAD!!!!!