What would be your perfect E3

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JagermanXcell

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Oh man where do I start.

-Nintendo: "Today we'll be announcing yet another pokemon game!" *audience groans in disappointment* "... hmm, you guys don't seem all that excited for POKEMON SNAP 2!"
And for icing on that cake: Metroid Prime 4, new F-Zero, and Mother 5 because why not, are announced for Wii-U.
Official SMT X Fire Emblem gameplay footage!
Big Boss confirmed for Smash 4.

-Sony: So yeah The Last Guardian lives on to see release... also here's Project Beast intense gameplay footage to make up for Dark Souls 2.

-Microsoft: Rare is allowed to make good games!

-Capcom: It took us hundreds of years, but we finally decided to care about our fanbase! Here's Devil May Cry 5, Power Stone 3, the real Breath of Fire 4, Megaman Legends 3, God Hand 2, Viewtiful Joe 3, Okami 2 and UMV3 GETS A PATCH! Resident Evil is now not only rebooted but a whole new horror IP *broadening of the audience not included!*

-Platinum Games: We're helping Capcom with DMC5... oh yeah, Revengeance 2 trailer w/ gameplay. Bayonetta will probably be in a crossover because we said so.

-Atlus: Here's Persona 5 footage. EVERYONE GETS A FREE SOUNDTRACK!!!

-Konami: Zone of the Enders 3. "Do u rike it?"
 

momijirabbit

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Fallout 4.
New next-gen (current gen, really but who says that?) Ratchet and Clank game.
that Final Fantasy X-3 thing they are poking towards.
Half life 3, which will not happen.
Perfect E3 right there.
 

DarkhoIlow

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Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo with their respective representatives come in and announce that every game will get ported to all of the platforms and exclusivity will no longer exist.

At that point we shall all ascend into the utopia of gaming, where you can play any game on the platform of your choice without the restrictions of said company keeping games hostage to force customers to buy their consoles.

That is my one true dream and perfect E3.
 

Atmos Duality

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"Blizzard: We have decided to make an online connection optional in all of our future games. Going forward, a Bnet 2.0 connection will not be required to launch or play any of our non-MMO titles unless you want to participate in ranked competitive games. Direct TCP and LAN will be supported for unranked and custom games as before."

Yeah. 0% chance of that happening, but that's what this is about, no?

Well, for something a bit more obscure...

"Square-Enix announces remake for Secret of Evermore; to be based on B-Movie tropes."

Probably the only old game Squeenix has that should actually be redone and fleshed out.
The original is brilliant, but feels very rushed after a certain point.
 

the_great_cessation

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Mine are relatively simple:

1. Ubisoft: Beyond Good and Evil II (This is the thing I'm holding out for the most this year, as I have every E3 since 2008)
2. Nintendo: The Legend of Zelda (Wii U) and a localization of Mother 3 on Wii U Virtual Console
3. Sony: The Last Guardian
4. Microsoft: Perhaps my most outlandish wish but a Jet Force Gemini reboot, sequel or remake could be awesome.
5. EA: Bioware announces they are working on Jade Empire 2
 

ToastiestZombie

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Oh, that and a new Zelda game that combines the non-linearity of ALBW with the mood and themes of the older games. Mario Maker being real and having sprites from all 2D Mario games wouldn't be bad either.
 

DaWaffledude

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Nothing but gameplay. No cinematics, no celebrities, no talking about how great and innovative your company is. Just gameplay. Bliss...
 

Caiphus

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Probably if Satoru Iwata, Kazuo Hirai and Phil Spencer all came out on stage and hugged.

For like an hour or two. Like, not romantic, necessarily. Just in a "I'm there for you" sort of way.[footnote]You know. Like when you had a rough first day at primary school, and your mum hugged you when you got home because you looked distressed, or cried.

But then, slightly more romantic than that.[/footnote]

And that's it. I think that would be perfect.

Alternatively, I dunno. Mass Effect 4 news would be cool, although unlikely. Sony announcing that they would start focussing on the Vita would make me happy personally, no idea if it's a good business decision though. Probably a better business decision than a three-way hug, but whatever.

I don't know why I commented.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Caiphus said:
Probably if Satoru Iwata, Kazuo Hirai and Phil Spencer all came out on stage and hugged.
Iwata's not at E3 unfortunately. He's fallen ill and his doctor said he can't fly.
 

Caiphus

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ToastiestZombie said:
Caiphus said:
Probably if Satoru Iwata, Kazuo Hirai and Phil Spencer all came out on stage and hugged.
Iwata's not at E3 unfortunately. He's fallen ill and his doctor said he can't fly.
You, sir, ruined my dream of a perfect E3.

I hope you, and Iwata's doctor, are happy with yourselves.
 

ToastiestZombie

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Caiphus said:
ToastiestZombie said:
Caiphus said:
Probably if Satoru Iwata, Kazuo Hirai and Phil Spencer all came out on stage and hugged.
Iwata's not at E3 unfortunately. He's fallen ill and his doctor said he can't fly.
You, sir, ruined my dream of a perfect E3.

I hope you, and Iwata's doctor, are happy with yourselves.
Sorry, Caiphus. If it'll make you feel better, 4chan sent him a get well card so hopefully he'll be alright for next E3.
 

Caiphus

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ToastiestZombie said:
Sorry, Caiphus. If it'll make you feel better, 4chan sent him a get well card so hopefully he'll be alright for next E3.
Aw, thanks for the good news.

If I know 4chan, and I do, I'm sure their card will get Iwata feeling better and right back into hugging mode, ready for E3 2015.
 

Paragon Fury

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