What would be your "Real Life Perk "

[djpsykotiko]

...-20% to "Getting Laid"

Hahaha! Awesome

I think I already have that perk in effect. minus the modeling part.

 

[Doitpow]

Bloody Mess - I don't think I'm desensitized enough.

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

The Voice of the Freemans - Whether mute or not, your words can sway millions.

Drank The Giant Under the Table - Wow, you can hold your liquor.

My name is Schmeter Schmetrelli - You copout, find your own damn perk and leave me alone.

 

[Xcelsior]

Babe Magnet.
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What this guy said.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Babe Magnet.
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What this guy said.

What these guys said/agreed upon.

 

[Paul Mc]

If you could make up your own perk or buff for use in real life, what would it be?

For me it would be "what they deserve"- All chavs in 15 yard radius suffer a fatal heart attack.

Rules of thread- Keep it to things that would improve what you do in real life, and no trolling as everyone is entitiled to thier own opinion.

15 yard radius? Why not make it a 300 yrd radius, and make them die of chronic diarrhea!
LOL, look at that chavs bowels explode in a pooey mess of shit and dildos.