What would be your weapon in a zombie apocalypse?

[robbajor]

Elephant.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I need me this

Spoiler

All you pansies with your short range weapons killing one or two zombies, this is a real way to kill zombies

On a side note, I've used the junon cannon so much from one of my original posts that it's become one of the top viewed on google images xD

 

[JanatUrlich]

Dude, has no-one read Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide? Unless you're in a well fortified position, why attract more zombies with loud noise? Katana for the win here.

Yeah but I've never handled a sword in my life! I'm more likely to hurt myself with it than a zombie. Plus, you can kill like what, 1 zombie at a time with a katana, maybe 2? If you're swarmed, you're absolutely fucked.

Shotgun all the way baby ;D

 

[Lord_Z]

The hammer of Mjolnir, as always.
Katana is good, but lightning-hammer is better.

I don't thing I want to bring any guns because:
1: the require ammo, thus are of finite usefulness.
2: the are heavy and with mojlnir I can't carry much more.
3: I have absolutely no skill with firearms whatsoever, I'd probably do more damage to myself then the zombies.

 

[Sgtkillalot0]

Perhaps the Halo Battle Rifle for its accuracy for easy headshots and (guessing) lightweight-ness for maneuverability.

RL= Sledge

 

[0p3rati0n]

Spoiler: P90 carbine (yes it's technically a carbine not a SMG research it!)

Spoiler: SPAS 12 shotgun

these are my favorites for battling in close quarters of the rotting undead scum bags

 

[Eric_Autopsy]

My weapon would be the search bar in the forums.

 

[weker]

the motor with a blade from half life 2 because it never stops and it will make me INVISIBLE

 

[Nickolai77]

My melee weapon would be this-

It's a falcion, a sword specially designed to chop off unarmoured limbs, perfect against zombies.

Close quarter weapon would be this customised drum-fed Mossberg 500, and for longer ranges and defense fighting, the MG42 machine gun. (With a truck load of ammo behind me)

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

A shotgun that shoots out chainsaws, on fire. With a scope!

 

[muckinscavitch]

Oh and P.S, Thought zombie apocalypse threads died?

Does this mean that this is a zombie-zombie apocalypse thread if they were all dead?

 

[Umwerfer]

If the zombie cause isn't some super contagious virus, then fist and foot will suffice!

 

[jestertheork]

besides a handgun, i'd make myself up a bludgeoning tool (a long metal rod with an end similar to a shovel/axe) it would be awesome

 

[Skeletor 0]

Any weapon?

THE FORCE!!!!!

 

[Tdc2182]

Obviously a vulcan minigun, then I could play Serious Sam.

and if that fails, a big speaker and some Heavy Metal!

It's not Heavy Metal you want.

You Just made my day. I want that weapon. Or a bulldog shotgun, that would be coll to.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Have you ever handled a shotgun in your life? Aha

Lol only once or twice on my Grandads farm XD But I've got plenty of experience with a semi automatic rifle so hopefully I'd catch on kinda quick!

Quicker than I would with a fucking katana anyway XD

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Katana / No-Dachi (a really big Katana) / Naginata (Katana on a stick)
H&K MP5
Steyr AUG
12 Gauge

Have your pick

 

[CounterAttack]

A Space Marine Dreadnought with an assault cannon, infinite ammo, a chainfist and a spotlight.
No more zombie problem.