What would be your weapon in a zombie apocalypse?

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annoyinglizardvoice

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Arsen said:
Anything from Belgium.
Anything made by Heckler and Koch.
Anything from the Springfield Armory.

I HAVE WON.
Not if you run out of ammo you haven't :)

A kebab-meat and spinach sandwich and a razor-sharp brick

Any of the various reenactment weapons my family owns (plus the armour to go with it)
 

Vanbael

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My realistic loadout would be:
M-14, its a sniper rifle dressed up in drag as an assault rifle
USAS 12, automatic shotgun that won my heart in Battlefield: Bad Company
SIG P226, I'm a NCIS fan, give me a break

Dream loadout:
RYNO, say no more
+2 Radient Composit Longbow, my Ranger-Cleric never leaves home without one
Lightsaber, 'cause the term 'like butter'
OptimusHagrid said:
You sir have found the most effective weapon yet.
 

Jedoro

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Dream weapon: Lightsaber
Firearm: Springfield 1911 TRP Operator
Melee: Crowbar
 

NotAPie

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My fists.
I'm not surviving even with a shotgun so I'm going to die as I lived.
Like a dumbass.
 

archvile93

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Wadders said:
A Ruger Mini-14


Small, portable, common and effective ammo, and they look cool :D
Isn't the Ruger mini a .22 (the weakest round in the history of man)? My weapon depends on the kind of zombie. If they are fast but can't take many hits, i would most likely use an FN P90 for its fast rate of fire, high clip capacity, and light weight. If they are the slow zombies that can take an absurd amount of hits before dieying, the I would prefer an M60 due to its high clip capacity, rate of fire, and stopping power (with hard to kill zombies, weight becomes less important than caliber) with a .50 caliber magnum sidearm. Of course if it actually existed, all these weapons would be overshadowed by the BFG 10K (Quake 3 version) since it has more stopping power than a rocket launcher and a much faster rate of fire.
 

leet_chris

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a shotgun and if i was black i would use a light machine gun, uzi and a deagle or glock
 

Kiju

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Lesse...

Ten M-18 Claymore Anti-Personal Mines... $1,400

One .44 Magnum, plus Ammunition... $2,000

One Barrett M-107, plus Ammunition... $19,500

The knowledge that zombies splatter in many comical ways... Priceless
 

JWAN

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Iron Mal said:
Hand me my Hurling stick, it's the one that has 'bad ************' written on it.

Failing that I'd want either a machette or a good old fashioned steel/iron pipe.
is it because your a bad mother fucker?
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I would have to say a stick, sticks are multi purpose, they crack skulls, break bones, and certain kinds close repeat threads.
 

Shoggoth2588

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I would keep a bunch of small arms in a stolen RV. I'd end up driving north to Canada or Alaska and ever summer I would kill semi-frostbitten zombies. It will be nice
 

JWAN

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archvile93 said:
Wadders said:
A Ruger Mini-14


Small, portable, common and effective ammo, and they look cool :D
Isn't the Ruger mini a .22 (the weakest round in the history of man)? My weapon depends on the kind of zombie. If they are fast but can't take many hits, i would most likely use an FN P90 for its fast rate of fire, high clip capacity, and light weight. If they are the slow zombies that can take an absurd amount of hits before dieying, the I would prefer an M60 due to its high clip capacity, rate of fire, and stopping power (with hard to kill zombies, weight becomes less important than caliber) with a .50 caliber magnum sidearm. Of course if it actually existed, all these weapons would be overshadowed by the BFG 10K (Quake 3 version) since it has more stopping power than a rocket launcher and a much faster rate of fire.
Ruger minis come in the smallest size a .222 and they go up to a .308, I use one for Elk hunting.
besides a .22 will still kill because it can go through the skull and bounce around and expand

http://www.ruger-firearms.com/Firearms/FAProdView?model=1805&return=Y
If your interested this has the best info
 

miniwak93

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arsenal gear stocked with weapons, med kits, years of food supplies etc with all my friends and family plus some of their friends and family and ai controlled metal gear rays, maybe a rex or two. if i needed to go on land i'd use some shagohods, failing that a chopper on arsenal gear. lets face it arsenal gear is water based so no zombie would get to it and the ai rays will swim by and protect it. and duh the shagohod is a awsome land vehicle so about 20 of em would do the trick. but thats if metal gear exsisted (wish it did so i could use em). in seriousness though nives, bladed wepons, maybe guns from local police station and see if the gunmakers in the next town over has real guns and i'd try to sae relatives and friends. really though a bow with a special red dot sight or summat and tons of arrows would work to plus a sniper would work. berreta 50.cal would just blow em to bits and that would need to be saved till last. some jcbs would be brill as theres a facotry/ offices nearby with tons of their vehicles on site so that would do just nicely. (god i can waffle on cant i XD)
 

Kazzak

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A Gravity Gun and Portal Gun combo.
Gravity Gun just to kill the zombies, and a Portal Gun to reach Inaccessible places and for hilarious WTF zombie deaths.
And for transportation, or just for the hell of it, a Warthog with someone to man the gun.
Zombies don't stand a chance.
 

Baldry

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A slow zombie give me some sort of chainsaw and minigun combo, quick ones give me a elite squad, a quick vechile with a minigun on the back and chainsaws on the sides. (As you can see the ultimate combo for me is a chainsaw-minigun)
And probally some Ak-47's for insurance. I mean im not walking about without a gun and fast zombies
 

Wadders

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archvile93 said:
Wadders said:
A Ruger Mini-14


Small, portable, common and effective ammo, and they look cool :D
Isn't the Ruger mini a .22 (the weakest round in the history of man)?
It can be chambered for .22 yes. But not exclusively, it can be chambered for better zombie killing ammo :D