what would be your weapon of choice?

[Noamuth]

Spoiler: This

Spoiler: Or this

Or just a standard trench knife.

 

[wordsmith]

Or the yahzee gun that fires shurikens and lightning

Would that be the one that has tits. And is on fire?

On topic- AA12 shotgun. Youtube it.

 

[Slayer_2]

Ak-47 for me.

 

[sgtshock]

Orbital Cannon

Laugh maniacally as your enemies are helplessly anihilated by a weapon they never even saw. You want a fair fight? HOW'S THIS FOR A FAIR FIGHT?! MUAHAHAHA!!!

 

[ThePoodonkis]

Spoiler: The Claw

 

[MegaBastard]

A Bible.

Because it's heavy.

And it'll give you one heluva paper cut.

Damn, that'd be like... a paper GASH. Plus you could scream "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!" while you hit people with it.
Mine'd be a big floppy bionic arm, à la Bomberman: Act Zero.

 

[atv_chic_18]

It depends on what I'm using the supposed weapon of choice for.

 

[Kriegsherr]

Some form of gun that plays metal until all your enemies are destroyed. If such item were to ever exist, on the other hand I could probably make it myself, trust me, it'd be awesome

 

[John Tacos]

A good dense Meat Sword. (For clarification I'm referring to KoL, not a penis.)

 

[Psypherus]

My own personal Chuck Norris riding a Dragon.

 

[Superpuff]

My weapon of choice my mind give me access to the leaders of some choice countries and it genocide from there ladies and gentlemen

 

[Superpuff]

And if not that a power canon that fires overwieght americans and italians

 

[Meet_Your_Doom]

That gun from Painkiller that fires shurikens and lightning, but it would have a huge chainsaw on it and it would be on fire

 

[Mister Ash]

too many fun thoughts.... uhm...

depends what I needed it for...

Fun: Gravity Gun [Energised]
Taking over the world: Redeemer
Revenge; HL2's Crossbow
Other: Lightsaber

 

[Ruzzian Roulette]

USAS-12

My weapon of choice for any situation.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Steam scythe. Badass, or REALLY badass?

 

[Damian_TF]

THe Spartan Laser from Halo 3, 'cause then I could run around like, "IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZAH!!!" and no one would take me seriously until I pwned them in the face.

Either that or that gun Yahtzee was talking about in his Painkiller review that shoots shuikens and lightning. . .

 

[Ray Conner]

I have waited for a thread like this for so long! Ok, so I have had the best idea for such a long time. You all know how a regular shotgun works right? Well, this is called a super shotgun. This shotgun does not shoot pellets, but shoots 25 shotguns per round. Each of these shotguns shoot a "super round", or a slug that contains 25 regular rounds. each of these rounds break up into the individual pellets. Make the chain go long enough, and you could take over the world in a single shot!!! It's brilliant!!!
My other plan was to use an arisol can. Fill the can with weapon grade smallpox, or any other world killing viruses, and then pay a kid five bucks to run around in an airport spraying. Two weeks later, the world dies.
The last idea, is with religion. By having everyone join the church of the platypi (there is a group on facebook, join!), I can take over the world.
As you can see, these ideas are quite brilliant. Of course I am mentally fraked in the head, but, well, insanity and genius are but two sides of the same coin.

 

[captain awesome 12]

I cannot believe no one has mentioned this. My weapon of choice? My magical hand that shoots bees of course.

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

The experimental MIRV for sheer destruction, and the energized Gravity Gun for fun.