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tjarne

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HSIAMetalKing said:
This isn't me being cute-- probably like chicken. It's a bird, after all. Or something. I bet you could find an eskimo who's tried one.
You do know they live on the opposite side of the earth right? See your point though I'm just marking words.
 

Billion Backs

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In my experience, a lot of "exotic" stuff tends to taste like chicken.

I tried one of those frogs the french get one of their nicknames from, they're pretty nice but almost identical to chicken. Except the bones are smaller and there's less meat. And the restaurant where I ate them charged me a few times the money I'd spend if I simply bought and cooked a chicken -_-

I've tried ostrich once, it didn't seem to have much distinctive taste either.

Exotic food is cool. I'd love to try some seal meat, I hear the inuit up north here in Canada are allowed to hunt and eat them for cultural reasons. I've gotta travel up there and try some of it...

Penguins would be cool too. Fuck, I'm open to anything that's not gonna immediately poison me to death. Even that japanese fugu fish...
 

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El Poncho said:
What would a dodo taste like?

Possibly like chicken, but still!
A Dodo would taste far more delicious than merely chicken! That's why we couldn't stop stuffing our faces with the bloody things untill we ate them into extinction.
 

Hurr Durr Derp

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Free Thinker said:
Hurr Durr Derp said:
Chicken, probably.
What would a panda taste like?
I don't know, and I'm not too eager to find out.

Not because I'm against the eating of endangered species. I wish there was a restaurant where you could eat nothing but endangered animals. I mean, how cool would that be? I just don't think pandas look very tasty.

Then again, neither do squids (for different reasons, obviously). And I love me some calamari. So maybe I'd love eating panda.
 

OmegaXzors

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What if Cookie Crisp tasted more like cookies?

I recently tried this cereal for the first time and I was definitely DISAPPOINT.
 

The Singularity

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Its a very lean dark meat. So it tastes like really tough greasy duck when cooked entirely. I traveled a lot and I've tried a lot of weird foods, it was in a arctic cruise somewhere we stopped. But they raise them so it was legal, and very expensive. It was just a tourist gimmick.
 

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The ANARE survival guide I think says that a penguin doesn't taste too much unlike duck, but you can't eat the liver.

Or is it the spleen? X.x

But yeah ...

It also said that an effective way of killing penguins (for survival, of course) when caught is to sit on it o.o

Mind you this was written like 30 years ago, when I found it in a second-hand bookstore.
 

Not-here-anymore

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OmegaXzors said:
What if Cookie Crisp tasted more like cookies?

I recently tried this cereal for the first time and I was definitely DISAPPOINT.
So very, very disappoint. More disappoint than any meme can convey. They're not even real chocolate chips! Apparently they're "chocolate flavoured".

OT: Penguins taste like biscuit and chocolate; they're quite nice! There's a high probability of ninja on that statement, I suspect.

What does hippo taste like? Or elephant, for that matter? Or bear?
What would happen if I had a pet bear? That's a fairly pointless question, I just live in hope of acquiring one someday.
 

likalaruku

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I will try anything once, even if it is culturally taboo. Here is my wishlist.

*Horse.
*Dog.
*Snake.
*Human.
*Kangaroo.
*Pigeon.
*Swan.
*Warthog.
*Frog.
*Deer.
*Water Buffalo.
*Seagul.
*Lizard.
*Dingo.
*Bear.
*Penguin.
*shark.
*Goose.
*Pheasant.
*Ox.
*Yack.
*Crocodile.
*Monkey.
*Debating on Tarantula & Scorpion (Distant relatives of the crab & lobster after all).

List of meats I've tried & don't like:
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*Sheep.
*Salmon (only tastes good raw).

Basicly, if it has meat, isn't endangered, & I haven;t tasted it...gimmie. & this is why I can never be a vegetarian.
 

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[BAD JOKE]
What if... Pandora was Pandaland?
[SUB]Ba-dum tsssh![/SUB]
[/BAD JOKE]

What would the world be like today without the electric guitar?
 

cptn ricardo

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What if Dodos are extinct because they're a future delicacy? Say we invented time machines and we went back in time and brought back a Dodo to eat and thought "Wow! This is really good." Then we ended up eating all of them in the future, so we have none today.... think about it.
 

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Free Thinker said:
Now this is one of my rare moments where I come up with crazy stuff. And here is this thought...
What would a penguin taste like?
LIKE VICTORY!

Mine: Why do people insist on naming their fantasy worlds Pandora when they have absolutely no connection to the mythical Greek woman?
 

ottenni

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Delicious. Thats what it would taste like. Now excuse me while i go feast on some flightless aquatic bird.