What would our ancestors think?

[JRCB]

Not enough pillaging.
We need more pillaging. Now.

Yes, we do. Which is why when I get enough money, I'm building a viking ship. Any volunteers? Free stuff and all the women you want!

STD Free?

Usually. Also, we're taking over Iceland. But we also have Dental. And meat.

 

[J-meMalone]

Well my family originates in Ireland so I'm going to say... I don't eat enough potatoes

I probably should to be honest, replace all those chips I eat with them.

 

[Sewblon]

My Scottish ancestors are disappointed in me for never wearing a kilt, my German ancestors are disappointed in me for never killing a Frenchman or drinking beer until I vomit, my Irish ancestors are disappointed in me for never being in a bar-fight, and my Armenian ancestors are disappointed in me for never killing a Turk and for being Anglican instead of Orthodox Armenian.

 

[Airbear101]

Not enough pillaging.
We need more pillaging. Now.

Yes, we do. Which is why when I get enough money, I'm building a viking ship. Any volunteers? Free stuff and all the women you want!

STD Free?

Usually. Also, we're taking over Iceland. But we also have Dental. And meat.

say hellllo to your first mate!

 

[InifniteWit]

Letting women hold office

 

[bcponpcp27]

Probably most of modern society qualifies. They took their beliefs WAY too seriously back then.

 

[Valate_v1legacy]

They would get a heart attack when they see my car.

 

[Roxas1359]

I wonder how the vikings would take that their homeland is neutral now.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/54/facepalm_statue.jpg

 

[Floodclaw]

I don't think my ancestors would care much. Australians never have. 'Specially not ones from the city areas.

In fact, they'd probably just revel in the better beer nowadays.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I really, REALLY hope I had a bad ass Viking for an ancestor..

I mean come on, its a giant Irish guy, with a damn axe. Tell me that isn't awesome.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Just about everything that we do. I can not think of a single thing that we do that would make our ancestors proud.

 

[Datalord]

I think that they would be happy that we have made fatty foods, one of the rarest commodities of the past, a staple of the North American continent.

They would facepalm at the information age in general, and at the word "facepalm"

 

[A random person]

"Dear Lord, look at the horseless carriages!"

 

[Dorian6]

"This isn't what i had in mind at all! I just told that psycho that if he didn't rape and kill people, that he could go up into the clouds and have all the cake he wants. I didn't think other people would have the same idea with different desserts!"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Not enough pillaging.
We need more pillaging. Now.

Yes, we do. Which is why when I get enough money, I'm building a viking ship. Any volunteers? Free stuff and all the women you want!

STD Free?

Usually. Also, we're taking over Iceland. But we also have Dental. And meat.

How do you plan to deal with the word-wide manhunt that will inevitably happen after you perform enough pillagings?

Aside from that, I'm all for it.

 

[Downfall89]

I really, REALLY hope I had a bad ass Viking for an ancestor..

I mean come on, its a giant Irish guy, with a damn axe. Tell me that isn't awesome.

Irish? I thought Viking's were from Scandinavia ..

 

[skywalkerlion]

I really, REALLY hope I had a bad ass Viking for an ancestor..

I mean come on, its a giant Irish guy, with a damn axe. Tell me that isn't awesome.

Irish? I thought Viking's were from Scandinavia ..

That's probably right. I just go with the stereotypes.

I think..I do.

*skywalkerlion's intelligence goes down to -5*

Hurr durr.

Actually, looking at Wikipedia, it says, "This period of Viking expansion is known as the Viking Age, and forms a major part of the medieval history of Scandinavia, Britain, Ireland and the rest of Europe in general."

This was copy pasted. Scandinavia is in the same group of importance as Ireland I guess..so you're right too

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(I need to go to bed -.-)