What would the Tag Line be for a Non or Fictional Power Up or Weapon?

[Zeema]

The GunBlade: When Stabbing Things just Aint Enough
Super Sayian 3: The Best Way to Grow Golden Hair

 

[Pandaman1911]

Gren-Aid! An explosion of flavor in your mouth!
The Lancer: When you just need to reach out and touch somebody.
The BFG 9000. Solving all your problems since 1993.
Invincibility Starman: Run Fast. Run Fearless. Run Starman.

Man, this is FUN.

 

[SlyRsz]

The AWP: One Shot One kill.
HE Grenade: DO NOT SWALLOW
Car: Useful for a sandwich
Train: Don't like your face? Change it for free!
Cheat Codes: Useful when life just sucks.
Hacking: When Cheat Codes don't work

 

[Zeema]

Hang on i got a Great ONE

Vector's [from Elfen lied] : For your Easy Mutilation needs
Akimbo RPG: When Blowing Shit UP needs another Rocket
Pokeballs: For All your Human Capturing needs.....i mean pokemon [shifty eyes]

 

[Scarim Coral]

The only one I can think of atm is-

Falcon Punch: Punch like a Falcon!!!

 

[RatRace123]

"The Blue shell: For when you want your friends to hate you."
"Death: Got stuck? Get death."

 

[Gaderael]

MannCo: Are you a boy, or are you a MANN?
Nano Suit: Don't worry, we know you're not overcompensating for something.

 

[MrJKapowey]

Noob-tubes: For those times when you get bored of being popular!

 

[Batfred]

Plasma Cutter: If your DIY goes wrong, it's still great for dismembering stuff.
Banana Bomb: Mmm, explosive fibre.
Cardboard Boxes: Perfect for all of your carrying stuff and hiding in while in a top secret Russian military base needs.

 

[Zeema]

The Banhammer : The Chuck Norris of Forums
The Portal Gun : For Extremely odd ways of having Intercourse

 

[Kiba The Wolf]

Thompson submachine gun (AKA: Tommy Gun, The Chicago Typewriter, etc.) : Damn, it feels good to be a gangster

 

[Akukaishi]

Blood Magic[Dragon Age]: Put a little of yourself into your work!
Siege Tank[Starcraft]: Roll out the thunder!
Redeemer[Unreal Tournament]: Show them the light!

 

[Alien Mole]

The five-headed axe: "Finally, enough choppa!"
The Jarrasul Evacuator (Mothership from Sins of a Solar Empire): "In distant future, egg fries you!"
The Illuminator (Also from SoaSE): "Enlightenment them."
Fenris' 'Powers' (DA2): "The new quickest way to a man's heart!"
The Cain (ME2): "Kills Ably."

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Holy Hand Grenade of Anthioch: Bringing a whole new meaning to, "Blow you to Holy Hell".

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

The Hidden Blade (Assassin's Creed)- Give em' a hug!
Experimental MIRV (Fallout 3)- Solve all your problems in a flash!
Blacklight Virus (Prototype)- Instant awesome in a vial! Just add death!