What would you be if you weren't human?

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Asturiel

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A God would be nice.

But I would have to go with either a griffin or a dragon.
 

Osloq

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Wastedtime said:
Osloq said:
I thought this thread was something along the lines of what would you reincarnate as and I had a snazzy bear line set up but I guess that's not how the cards are dealt. Bastard OP (I kid).

OT: I think I'd have to go as some sort of space-bear. Then there'd be no paws when I went into light speed. Haw haw haw.

Wastedtime said:
The Luggage from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, it's half suitcase, half homocidal maniac. It "eat's" pretty much anything, has what i assume to be a multidimensional space inside it and hundreds of little legs to stamp on things with :D.

Or an Orangutan...
I'm sensing a bit of a theme here. If both options were closed to you, would you perhaps be a wizzard?
If both options were closed?, then i'd be Giant Space Turtle with four elephants on my back carrying a disc-like world. ;D.
Ahh something completely unrelated then ;)

OT: I'd seriously consider being a wookie. I really like their culture and the arm ripping power would be a good deterrent for people beating me at monopoly.
 

cernik

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Real- A velociraptor, ( I've wanted to be one of these professionally since I was 4)

Fake- It would be pretty cool to be a Geth
 

x0ny

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A cactus. I like being alone. But knowing my luck I'd end up being a blade of grass surrounded by hordes.
 

Jark212

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madbird-valiant said:
Jark212 said:
madbird-valiant said:
Does a Big Sister count as inhuman? Cos I'd want to be one of those. Even though I'm male.
If you ever became a Big Sister I'd like to take you out on a date...
I don't think I've ever heard of a come-on that is so reliant on utter fantasy. xD
One can dream... One can dream...
 

Ryuu Akamatsu

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I'd be a motherfucking God. That or a dragon. A wish granting dragon. Except I can only grant wishes for myself. *****.
 

zacaron

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D4zZ said:
A demon, not necessarily evil but would mess around quite a lot, and not be governed by something else.

Or if I could be Death that would be pretty cool, seeing what deals people would make for their lives.
it might be cool being death but that could go horribly wrong as well
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TazTheTerrible

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Definitely god (ascended from my human form), control over time and space, immortal, watching the world and occasionally popping in to have fun.
 

Android2137

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Ordinarily, I'd say android, but that means someone built me and would have programmed me to do their bidding and I'm too lazy to instigate a robot revolution and rule the world. And if I do successfully take over the world, people will expect me to do stuff and will blame me when things go wrong and I'd get assassinated and it's just not fun.

So I'd say a cloud. No one will expect me to do stuff except rain and when I don't do that, they can't do anything about it. Sure, I'm at the mercy of the wind and probably will vanish into nothing eventually, but that sounds like the least painful demise to me.