What would you be if you weren't human?

[faceless chick]

a lion..that would be awesome.

 

[Lucane]

I'd be a shapeshifter! Some interdimensional being from a distant realm that is unknown to the normal, known sentients in the universe. I've decided I'd be named Zeta. Yesh...

Kind of convenient that this thread came up the very day I thought of this idea...

If you've never watched the WB several years ago that's errie.
The Zeta Project Though this ones a robot but still.

 

[MidnightThunderBoy]

to date back to the old japanese films, id be something like godzilla or mothra
something big so i could go stopping around the world, or flying
and who wouldn't want godzillas atomic breath, that stuff can melt toy tanks XD
or to make a really obscure reference, possibly like jet jaguar
google him if you never herd of him, he's so terrible he's great

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[James Hueick]

An Earthworm

 

[lockeslylcrit]

Robot Unicorn. Need I say more?

 

[Osloq]

I thought this thread was something along the lines of what would you reincarnate as and I had a snazzy bear line set up but I guess that's not how the cards are dealt. Bastard OP (I kid).

OT: I think I'd have to go as some sort of space-bear. Then there'd be no paws when I went into light speed. Haw haw haw.

The Luggage from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, it's half suitcase, half homocidal maniac. It "eat's" pretty much anything, has what i assume to be a multidimensional space inside it and hundreds of little legs to stamp on things with .

Or an Orangutan...

I'm sensing a bit of a theme here. If both options were closed to you, would you perhaps be a wizzard?

 

[Scythax]

The Archfiend from Ninja Gaiden II. Damn straight.

EDIT: Fuck that I'm coming back as a god damn Yautja.

 

[The Warden]

I pick any animal that can be kept as a housepet, but does not need to be neutered.

 

[Scythax]

I pick any animal that can be kept as a housepet, but does not need to be neutered.

An axolotl.

 

[Spineyguy]

Vampire.

Cliched I know, but I'm already sadistic enough to be one, and immortality sounds fun.

 

[sean.A7x]

Id be god and then create the apocalypse and watch the world burn

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

I'd be a Dalek rook in a game of chess. I can move either left or right, or up or down! Also I can switch places with the king.

 

[JoshGod]

god/devil

 

[SD-Fiend]

well either the beast from beauty and the beast or an eastern or western dragon

 

[Kiju]

Werewolf, definitely.

And not those ones that change into half-man-half-beast. I'm talking full on wolf form, but the intelligence of a human...kick ass.

Not to mention a dog kennel would be my favorite place to go...

 

[Sir_Tor]

Chuck Norris, according to the true story of the universe (which I wrote) Chuck Norris is actually this 'god' you speak about.

 

[Marsell]

Khajiit

Catgirls for the WIN!

 

[GeekFury]

Vulcan /thread XD

Romulan or Cardassian. /thread

Or a Timelord.

Or a Fremen..

 

[Slash Dementia]

A werewolf; but the ones like in Underworld (which look pretty awesome), not the stupid Twilight ones.
Either that, a Wookie, Saurian (Mortal Kombat - Reptile's race), or a ghost.