what would you bring into a free-for-all?

[trophykiller]

say you were kidnapped by an alien race and thrown into an arena- you are told you must fight hundreds of other humans in a free-for-all who are all told that they(these rules apply to you, too) can bring any three items they might find on earth(excluding mythical objects, vehicles, nukes, living creatures, ect.) and if they bring a weapon that requires ammo, they can have as much as they want, they just have to carry it all.

also, multi piece kits(first aid, climbing gear, ect.) only count as one item, so long as they fit in a neat order. you are provided with basic cloting(backpack, t-shirt, jeans, and underwear) but if you want to bring anything more(armor, masks, ect.) you must sacrifice one of you three item slots for it. also, weapons mounted on other weapons count as two.

your told you will be knocked out, placed out in a random but fair spot in a large, multi-terrained arena, then given a chip that will allow them to see what youre doing(cause this is a tv show) and also lets them wake you all up simotaneously.

also, your reward for winning is a copy of fable that gives you blow jobs and pudding... and freedom.

 

[Booze Zombie]

A flying battle-platform with machine-guns and a shield generator, it'd look king of like a hovering helicopter, with doors that open up to let the machine gunners fire out.
Also, I would like an EMP-proof robotic hand, with it's own contained, non-explosive power supply.

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

This is my Boom Stick!
Self explanatory really

 

[The DSM]

A pick axe, an Ak-47 with 5 clips and a gas mask.

I do stuff old-school!

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Spoiler: This

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and

Spoiler: This (NomNom)

 

[captainwolfos]

Fully armoured Rayquaza (that counts as two) and an apple pie.

I've gotta have something to do while Ray does all the work for me.

 

[Yoshi4507]

Chuck Norris (i actually know his grandparents and his cousin)
Lawn chair to sit and watch him while he makes people dead
My zune to listen to music while watching him make people dead

 

[Jewrean]

Item Slot 1: The Power Armour shown above, except camouflaged to the environment I'm dropped into.
Item Slot 2: Proximity mine which explodes if an enemy approaches it, killing them.
Item Slot 3: A motion detector or night vision / heat vision goggles.

Weapon: Space Marine Heavy Bolter rifle OR if I have to be realistic a 50 cal Barrett Sniper rifle.

 

[Revolutionary]

High impact blast armour (as seen in 'the hurt locker')
Bushmaster ACR assault rife; (with ammunition)
a spare pair of pants

 

[Plinglebob]

Cricket cup, cricket catchers helmet and a cricket bat.

 

[ShrooM_DoughKiD]

My word, My Bow and Someone else's Axe.


Seriously though, I'd bring a decent set of power armor, Broad sword and a semi-automatic rifle.

 

[Dr Ampersand]

A book containing how to otherthrow alien races through rallying humans through speeches.

A kit that supports the human rebellion in all forms and ways.

A megaphone.

 

[olendvcook]

Fully armoured Rayquaza (that counts as two) and an apple pie.

I've gotta have something to do while Ray does all the work for me.

A flying battle-platform with machine-guns and a shield generator, it'd look king of like a hovering helicopter, with doors that open up to let the machine gunners fire out.
Also, I would like an EMP-proof robotic hand, with it's own contained, non-explosive power supply.

(excluding mythical objects, vehicles, nukes, living creatures, ect.)

i guess some people can't be bothered with reading the OP's entire first post.

OT: I would bring claymores an AK74 and body armor

 

[MazarTheMad]

A FlameSaw-Shotgun(Flamethrower cross chainsaw mounted under a shotgun. thats ONE item BTW),
a high powered sniper rifle,
and a bag of meds.

 

[crudus]

A knife, a high powered rifle(preferably one with a free-floating barrel), and lunch.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

- A halberd (which cannot be blunted, as it is made of win)
- A 44. Revolver (that'll put the fear in 'em)
- Bag full of painkillers

 

[Count Igor]

Spoiler: This

Spoiler: This

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Spoiler: This (NomNom)

First two, YES.

For the third.. Probably a robotic monster.
Hey, that wasn't in the rules.

 

[trophykiller]

yes, but then theres no blowie and pudding giving copy of fable.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

Lightsaber.