what would you bring into a free-for-all?

[GundamSentinel]

Poison gas dispenser, gas mask and katana for awesome factor.

Maybe swap the katana for a ghillie suit, don't want some uncivilised barbarian shooting me.

 

[Sindaine]

A good-quality all-in-one survival kit, a huge fuckin machete and a big vial of hydrochloric acid. Wanna attack me? Hope you weren't needing those eyes, then!

 

[trophykiller]

i would bring

SWAT biohazard armor with universal camoflauge(yes, it is real, it just plays tricks on your eyes and i would show you some but i dont know how to post pictures), makes me immune to all of you "gassers" and makes me damn hard to kill with bullets.

m16 assault rifle with removable sound suppressor, sling, rifle scope ,and 10 clips, i see alot of you saying youre going to bring some huge caliber weapon that youve most likely never even been in the same room as. ive had the chance to check one out, and i understand how to work it, which is a huge advantage. also, the lightweight aluminumn design and lightweight cartridge allows me to move very quickly and for long periods of time.

nerve gas: i think we all know why. porewful, invisible, lethal.

 

[trophykiller]

That exoskelton thing there was an article about recently (modified to have hydraulic arms, if it didn't), an M-134 Vulcan (I can lift it with the arm mods), and some kind of high powered rifle with a scope. With a minigun, it's more of a formality.

i assume you don't like hearing things. seriously, when it happens, you= loud and slow(i'd love to see you go off-road, in the heat, with all that stuff for... a mile with you running due to the fear of getting picked off.

P.S.miniguns can't be wielded by infantry. just saying(unless you're a navy seal. they can do anything because physics is too afraid of them to do anything about it.)

 

[Ironic Pirate]

That exoskelton thing there was an article about recently (modified to have hydraulic arms, if it didn't), an M-134 Vulcan (I can lift it with the arm mods), and some kind of high powered rifle with a scope. With a minigun, it's more of a formality.

i assume you don't like hearing things. seriously, when it happens, you= loud and slow(i'd love to see you go off-road, in the heat, with all that stuff for... a mile with you running due to the fear of getting picked off.

P.S.miniguns can't be wielded by infantry. just saying(unless you're a navy seal. they can do anything because physics is too afraid of them to do anything about it.)

That was what the hydraulic arms were for. And the exoskeleton. I'm not quite infantry anymore.

Also, hooray for old quote. I completely forgot about this thread, and what I posted. Memories...

And I think I could kill someone in a measly bio-hazard suit. Especially someone who calls mags clips!

That was a joke, by the way. I was just teasing.

 

[trophykiller]

i could have sworn i saw you say body armor... oh well, even if you had a hydrallic suit AND body armor, you'd still be vulnerable to nerve gas(did i mention i was planning on putting it in glass jars? And yes, i know i'm going to hell for that one.) or i could wait with my camoflauge until you pass by, then either gas you, shoot you in one of the chinks in your armor, or both(yes, i'm something of a psycopath, get over it.)

and about the clips and mags thing, there are alot of gun noobs on this site, so what do you think they'll think when they here someone planning to bring magazines.(speaking of which, do you think aliens read/watch porn? i can only imagine what kind of crazy super internet they have.(the rick roll will still be there, though.)

 

[mythmaster]

What if I don't want blowjobs?(yes, I know it's an allusion) But I would bring a survival kit, a bunch of knives and stuff wrapped neatly(kit), and a llama.