What would you call your own autobiography?

[Bloodtrozorx]

"A Life Well Wasted: The Bloodtrozorx story"

I feel like an accomplished author already.

 

[TheLazyGeek]

Fuck Off and Die: An Autobiography of someone who never gave a shit about anything (except everything)

I even have a movie planned as well! That, of course, is followed by the re-release of the book 6 months later that has a brand new cover and newly discovered documents about how I hate everyone.

 

[karcentric]

Thanks for the money, SUCKERS!

I'd fill it with pearls of wisdom that I've learned through out my life.

 

[BlackStar42]

Why The Fuck Are You Reading This, I Haven't Done Anything Interesting Yet.

 

[wolf thing]

"Riding the Papyrus Whale" because most autobiography titles are shit like "never give up" or "life according to me" this will separate me from the crowed

 

[hazabaza1]

"Dull guy does average things"
Sounds pretty accurate.

 

[Fappy]

"Life sucks then you die, an insight into mediocrity"

Daystar Clarions can be "How to derail threads and befriend people"

And for Fappy we can have "Hey! its me! the guy that had the winking cat avatar"

Yeah, something like that.

Or, "The Perks to Being a Narcissist"!

 

[charge52]

Prick
Sounds like a good title, nice, small, rolls off the tongue, perfectly summarizes up the entire book.

 

[SckizoBoy]

A Treatise on Underachievement in Monochrome

-_-

 

[thejackyl]

"Spoilers: I die at the end - There I just saved you from reading this garbage"

 

[Scarim Coral]

Let see-

"It only effect me and no one else."

"Getting through the boredom and strife."

"The oppersite."

 

[The Dizness]

"The Persistent Problems with Procrastin..." Meh, I'll finish it tomorrow.

 

[ParanoidEngineer]

"I'm sorry, I Didn't Realise That Was Your Girlfriend! And Other Things I've Said That Everyone Hates Me For."

 

[Alternative]

"Spoilers: I die at the end - There I just saved you from reading this garbage"

I would buy that. Just because that may be the best title i've ever seen.

 

[Zeushbien]

I've actually thought about this.

"Tears of a one-eyed monster"

 

[klown]

"Practically Pornography: A Story Of A Man And His Farm"

On An Unrelated note my Captcha just asked me where the Queen of England lives. It's very dated, there hasn't been a queen of England for like 300 years.

 

[Kelethor]

Im not dead yet

 

[Inconspicuous Trenchcoat]

Whatever my title would be, I'd have embossed emblems on the cover that read, "Unlock an achievement for reading the entire book!" That way, someone might actually finish it. On a related note: It'd be really interesting to see how someone could embellish my life to make it look like I grew up a worthwhile person, if I ever became famous for some reason.

An excerpt from It All Blurs Together:

"Childhood, Summer of '99: Day 25 of watching loads of TV: I don't know if I can go on, only reruns remain and I'm starting to wish I'd done something with my Summer. 'You never know until you try,' I say with a newfound determination, as I stand up from the couch. 'But, it's really hot outside,' I grumble and sit back down... 'Have I seen this episode of M*A*S*H yet? Oh well."