What would you change about yourself?

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Divine Miss Bee

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i would want to be taller, wittier, cuter, smarter, and on and on into oblivion. actually, if i could just be pretty and remotely interesting, i'd go with that.
 

Nicarus

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I'd change myself in one of three ways.

Realistic --> I wish I could have photographic memory. Then I wouldn't be so forgetful of some things, or I'd be like Shawn Spencer from Psych.

Absurd, but possible --> I wish I had that encyclopedic mind like John Doe (know everything about everything). Of course I might have to give up my sight in color, but meh...stuff can look great in black and white too.

Impossible --> I wish I had the ability to do save/load states. That way I can have a day's worth of goofing around; then I would load the day from the beginning and do important stuff like homework, in which I would save that point and goof off again. It'd be great if I had multiple save files, but that might get weird. "Which file did I pop into again? Oh, the major felonies one."
 

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Julianking93 said:
Skullkid4187 said:
Anna Karina said:
i would make me not ugly
You're not ugly Anna!
If that's an actual picture of you, I'm inclined to agree with my friend, Skullkid here.
I concur.

Really, the only thing I can think of now is that it'd be cool if I were Indian. Like, somewhere in the west, maybe around southern Pakistan. I've got a lot of friends from there, and have to admit, I admire their looks. Especially the hair and nose.
 

ZleazyA

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Man, everyone is only changing one or two things about themselves...
If you could change anything, then I would change myself so I would be omniscient and omnipotent. Then I can change myself and the world!

If that's outside the rules, then change my nose to be smaller, my personality to be better, and my laziness to be gone. That is all.
 

Naheal

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no oneder said:
Naheal said:
no oneder said:
Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.
What is it with women and breast insecurity? Ladies, not all men like large breasts.

OT: Nothing. I like me as is.
What is it with men who think they know everything about girl problems. Quite a large amount of men like large breasts, last time I checked.

And breast insecurity is caused by ***** mean girls in high school, so please think first before opening your mouth again, or just don't.
Quite a large amount of men are also dicks. Typically, the guy who cares about breast size is the guy that'll screw you over. Also, if you're so damn touchy about it, you need to reevaluate what kind of people you're trying to attract.

Also? I don't care what "***** mean girls" in high school said to destroy your damned self esteem. Get some thicker skin or go hide in your room. People aren't going to treat you nicely simply because you change one thing about yourself. If you think you're going to get people off of your back because of that, realize that they'll find something else, from face or figure, to general attitude or how you bloody walk.
 

hottsaucekid

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i have a huge head due to falling alot as a kid...id fix that in the most attractive way possible!
 

WJC

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Self-esteem that is reliably there and not dependent upon other people's approval would be nice
Hair to its normal length would be nice too (I can never seem to get haircuts right...)

Less realistically being able to shape-shift and/or turn invisible would be awesome plz
 

Vladamir69

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Anna Karina said:
jewmaniac said:
My hair, oh how i hate my hair... i hate it soo much.


Yeah. well. yeah. >.>. I'm ugly. shhhh...
its not the style its my hairlines and how my hair grows. I also have thick hair which gives me strange waves in it no matter what i do.
 

The Geek Lord

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More hair. It's embarrassing that at 22, I have never grown enough facial hair to warrant a shave, and regularly get mistaken for 16.

I JUST WANT A RESPECTABLE MAN BEARD GODDAMNIT.
This is why I refuse to shave my sideburns. I've been told I don't look fifteen.

On topic... I would stop being such an angsty ****. Sure, I don't angst around OTHER PEOPLE, but I really wish I wasn't so constantly depressed. And I would stop being such a pansy when it comes to talking to people. I really wanted to bust into the anime club at my school, screaming Gurren Lagann quotes. But alas, I am not the loud-mouthed jackass I once was.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I'd have shape-shifter abilities. And crazy psychic powers. And a faster thinking brain. And regenerative powers. And I wouldn't age.

What? We aren't bound by realism.

Well if we aren't going totally crazy then I guess I would shorten my nose a little bit. I find it just a wee bit on the long side. I wouldn't really make any big change except for one: make it so that I don't lose my appetite and get sick whenever my energy level drops too low. I don't eat a lot and this can cause a lot of trouble for me.
 

Terminate421

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Id like to change my past.....God I hate what Ive caught myself fapping to (I was 14 at the time and NO im not sharing it)

Id also like to be quicker at my work.
 

no oneder

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Naheal said:
no oneder said:
Naheal said:
no oneder said:
Maybe bigger breasts, not huge, just a bit bigger.
What is it with women and breast insecurity? Ladies, not all men like large breasts.

OT: Nothing. I like me as is.
What is it with men who think they know everything about girl problems. Quite a large amount of men like large breasts, last time I checked.

And breast insecurity is caused by ***** mean girls in high school, so please think first before opening your mouth again, or just don't.
Quite a large amount of men are also dicks. Typically, the guy who cares about breast size is the guy that'll screw you over. Also, if you're so damn touchy about it, you need to reevaluate what kind of people you're trying to attract.

Also? I don't care what "***** mean girls" in high school said to destroy your damned self esteem. Get some thicker skin or go hide in your room. People aren't going to treat you nicely simply because you change one thing about yourself. If you think you're going to get people off of your back because of that, realize that they'll find something else, from face or figure, to general attitude or how you bloody walk.
Misogynist.