What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

[Hiram88]

I'd, uh, walk to the store? I guess? I dunno. I always preferred the Klondike Cones, personally.

My god... Klondike cones... they... they exist...?

I always thought they were a dream... an impossible yet beautiful dream... But they are real!

ALL HAIL THE KLONDIKE CONE!

 

[IxionIndustries]

would you... kill a man?

BANG

Why, yes. Yes I would.
*Pulls out an SMG*

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

Kill Paris Hilton.

By the way what is a Klondike bar? Sounds Dangerous.

 

[Dyloss]

I would stab a hobo I mean they are not even real people.

4CHAN!

 

[Arntor]

Nothing, you will give me that Klondike bar.

-waves hand-

 

[spuddyt]

i'd find out what a klondike bar is first.
Then i might jump into space on a trampoline, or not do it for any money, dependant on what they are.

 

[deletemeplease107]

Nothing.
Just, Nothing.

 

[Cocal]

Depends on everything, do I get to eat the ice cream treat?

 

[EeveeElectro]

What's one of those?
Are they in England?

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

Nothing. Probably because I've never heard of them (but a description has been given)

Now a lifetime supply of TOFFEE CRISP? I'd wipe out a small country, then set fire to an orphanage, then rape the prime minister.

Then I'd unscrew the salt shaker top in a restaurant. Oh yes, I'm naughty.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Me? I'd shit bricks for a Klondike Bar.

Oh alright alright.

I'd probably try to watch Titanic all day with my eyelids held by tooth picks.

EVEN IF I GO BATSHIT INSANE.

 

[A random person]

I'd kill a man (I don't even need the bar to motivate me).
Coo...er, Klondike Bar for whoever gets the reference.

Could it be?...Family Guy?

As for what I'd do for one, I honestly have no idea. I've never had one, I'm not even sure you can get them in Britain. From the sounds of things they sound like brand name choc-ices.

But for the sake of argument lets say that for a Klondike Bar...I would travel to America...and go on a horrible, gruesome and bloody rampage of criminal assault, murder, kicking puppies and juggling until someone listened to my demands and gave me one.

You win your Klondike Bar, sir.

 

[Redingold]

What's a Klondike bar?

 

[Kinguendo]

What's a Klondike bar?

Yeah, I would ask what a Klondike Bar is too... whats it made out of? Where is it made? Is the animal it is made out of about to be made extinct? Wait... Its not made out of people is it?

 

[gigastrike]

I'd pay 50 cents.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

I would have sex with Kristen Bell for a Klondike Bar.

 

[JWAN]

Drive slightly out of my way.

no more than a block, and only if it had a deal like

buy one Klondike bar get one case of drumsticks (I love that shit)

Oh hell yes. I'd drive even farther out of my way for drumsticks or neopolitan ice cream sandwiches.

I'd take a fucking road trip

 

[Torque669]

I dont know what they are. But I probably pay as much as they cost.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Your mom

Although I dunno what a Klondike bar is

but I'd still do your mom =D