What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[darkenergy134]

Id write a Dr. Seuss style book starring Hitler

 

[Neonbob]

Yup. Now lets get back to our feast!

OT: I'd do something.

Yep!
*grabs hippo stomach*

I'd stop yelling at mimes.

 

[VargRaev]

I'd castrate my brothers...

 

[Neonbob]

*Gets hippo foot*
I love hippos!

OT: I'd stop stabbing mines.

Everyone does!
They are so tasty!

I'd listen to a horrible comedian.

 

[Captain Pancake]

I'd flick the switch on the resonance cascade all over again.

 

[Neonbob]

And they are high in protein!

OT: I'd do something.

Yup!
And fiber. Carbs, too. Surprising, no?

I'd linger in the light.

 

[Neonbob]

Yes, I know. i never saw that coming.
What next though?

...the Rhino.
It looks fun to kill!
*grabs oversized cleaver*
heheheheheheee!

I'd use horrible grammar.

 

[AvsJoe]

I'd root for ManU.

 

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[Neonbob]

Cut the horn off and stab it to death with it!

OT: I'd use bad grammer.

I LIKE IT!
*breaks off horn and sticks it in the Rhino's jugular*
Hehehehheheeee.

I'd stop twitching.

 

[Metric Monkey]

I don't like Klondike ba- *is interrupted by a man holding him by gunpoint*...
I'd kill this guy holding me hostage.

 

[Neonbob]

heheheheheheheee!
Look at it bleed!

OT: I'd do something.

Heeeee.
*pokes rhino with chainsaw*
It's got a lot of blood.
...I'm going to dance in it!
*does so*

I'd shower daily.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd sell my Xbox 360