What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[Outasync]

I would travel to the ends of the earth, go to hell and back...

wait...I hate klondike bars

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd marry a goat

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

 

[SimpleChimp]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

 

[SimpleChimp]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

I would hunt the goat down. Kill it. Eat it. Then make a helmet out of its horned head. I would then board my dragon boat and pillage the Klondike factory.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

i'd find aforementioned goat, fuck it again (unwittingly, without knowing that it's the one i fucked earlier) find out that it is the one from earlier, and fuck it once more. From all the bestiality that it suffers from it turns into a prostitute. i'd do all this for a Klondike bar.

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

i'd find aforementioned goat, fuck it again (unwittingly, without knowing that it's the one i fucked earlier) find out that it is the one from earlier, and fuck it again. From all the bestiality that it suffers it turns into a prostitute. i'd do all this for a Klondike bar.

I'd become the pimp for aforementioned goat, and make her the best damn prostitute goat the world has ever seen

 

[NeoAC]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

i'd find aforementioned goat, fuck it again (unwittingly, without knowing that it's the one i fucked earlier) find out that it is the one from earlier, and fuck it again. From all the bestiality that it suffers it turns into a prostitute. i'd do all this for a Klondike bar.

I would commit you to an insane asylum.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

I'd hold up a convenience store and take a Klondike Bar.

 

[Neonbob]

Good idea! I guess I can use that new grill I just bought.

OT: I'd try to stop Neonbob form shooting random people.

Yep!
Slather some barbecue sauce on it, too!

I'd actually focus in class!

 

[Neonbob]

I might aswell serve some hot wings on the side!

OT: I'd stop doing "Illegal substances"......

Oooh. Yum.
...will there be babies?

I'd leave the escapist for a day.

 

[epiphany1993]

id tell an asian my dick was smaller... make his day

 

[Neonbob]

Yes, and I will serve some bunnies too.

OT: I'd sell my phone.

Hooray!
I'll be there!

I'd let someone else have the last word!

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd punch a zebra >_>