What would YOU do For a Klondike Bar?!?

[Neonbob]

Good. Invited some friends but they said it was "In-humane" to eat these things.

OT: I'd Steal Sky14's Goat.

Psh.
Whatever. More for us!

I'd clean my room more regularly.

 

[Neonbob]

Yea, I know. As long as you don't touch the bunny feet. Those are my favorite.

OT: I'd go outside.

Oh, don't worry.
I usually stick to the thighs of infants.
Very tender.

I'd restart all my games.

 

[Shapsters]

I would pay $2.50

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd ask somebody who knows if their good, and eat a small piece of one. Never had a klondike bar, so I don't know if I would do anything at all for one.

 

[wilted_orchid]

I'd marry a goat

I'd fuck aforementioned goat

I'd give aforementioned goat counseling to help deal with the shock.

I would film a movie about aforementioned goats tragic rape story. I would market it to lifetime. As long as its a woman goat.

I would put aforementioned goat in a witness relocation act, with a new identity, and change his gender just in case.

i'd find aforementioned goat, fuck it again (unwittingly, without knowing that it's the one i fucked earlier) find out that it is the one from earlier, and fuck it again. From all the bestiality that it suffers it turns into a prostitute. i'd do all this for a Klondike bar.

I would commit you to an insane asylum.

I would go back in time and push sky14kemea out a highrise apartment's bay window to save all this goat abuse.

 

[Neonbob]

Ok then. I'll save those for you.

OT: I'd give up my dreams of getting my new gaming PC.

D'awww.
Thanks!

I'd stop stabbing small children in the eye socket.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Yes, and I will serve some bunnies too.

OT: I'd sell my phone.

Hooray!
I'll be there!

I'd let someone else have the last word!

Good. Invited some friends but they said it was "In-humane" to eat these things.

OT: I'd Steal Sky14's Goat.

there would be no point in doing that. it probably can't even use it back legs, knowing i fucked it one too many times.

OT: i'd play soccer with active grenades!

 

[Shapsters]

I would listen to heavy metal

 

[zagazsano]

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!
No I would. Really.

 

[Neonbob]

No problem. I'll put it all in the grill, add the BBQ sause, and slow cook it. Time to ix my wall.

OT: I'd throw all my legos on the floor, light them on fire, then walk on them.

Hooray!
So, what...three hours of slow roasting?
*drools*

I'd ignore sage advice!

 

[Neonbob]

......Yea, that sounds about right.
On the other hand, the trunk is back up on the wall.

OT: I'd stop eating bunnies.

Hey, congrats!
I bet it looks nice.

I'd mow my lawn more often.

 

[Neonbob]

Yea, it does. Now the foot is there, and it isn't falling over.

OT: I ran out of things to say..........

Hooray!
Although that does mean you can't..."accidentally" kill people...

I'd stop strangling children.

 

[Fraught]

Uhh, what's a Klondike Bar? Is this some sort of American commercial thing where the punchline is "What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?"?

I'd probably uhh, take my money and buy it? Or go buy something better?