What would you do if Cthulu came?

[Simon1]

Run away screaming is what I'd do

 

[vrbtny]

Stand there. Look at Cthulu, and declare

"Oh, Fuck."

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

Go insane then die horribly.

 

[khaimera]

Ask what he is. Seriously, I never bothered to look up what the hell a cthulu is. I'm old

 

[Duffeknol]

Use an electric based type against it.

 

[XJ-0461]

So much innuendo in the thread title.

On topic: I'd probably loose my mind and die horribly.

 

[silver wolf009]

Stand there. Look at Cthulu, and declare

"Oh, Fuck."

This only, "His glory shall ascend this putrid world!"

EDIT:

Ask what he is. Seriously, I never bothered to look up what the hell a cthulu is. I'm old

He is a giant octopus/dragon god that sleeps beneath the sea, cast down by the other elder gods, denied his birthright! Worship him and become his pawn!! CTHULU FATAGIN!!!

Seriously though he is a Lovecraftian horror.

EDIT again:

Nothing 'cos Cthulu don't exist.

blashphmay! He shall dine on you first foolish mortal!

 

[Professor Cubbage]

Nothing 'cos Cthulu don't exist.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Slap a leash on him and walk him down the street. I have a weird way of connecting iwth animals. Only cats hate me.

 

[GreyFire]

I'd be awesome! until the moment it bites my head off.

 

[vrbtny]

So much innuendo in the thread title.

On topic: I'd probably loose my mind and die horribly.

Yeah, realised that here too

 

[Professor Cubbage]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE'S REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Disaster Button]

Invite him to a tea and cake shop, for tea and cake.

 

[vrbtny]

Nothing 'cos Cthulu don't exist.

Spoilsport!

How do you not know he doesn't exist? Isn't there that fact about 70% of our oceans haven't been explored?

Yes! That's it. We're all dooooomed!!

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

I'd probably be one of those who ended up randomly screaming or stabbing innocent bystanders before you got past the first "Ia" in "Ia! Ia! Chtulhu F'tagn".
I assume anyway.
I'm pretty sure I'd try and take a picture before then though. So incase I ever regained my sanity I could atleast post something cool on the internet.

 

[freakydan]

Take 1d10/1d100 sanity loss as he consumes 1d3 investigators per turn.

 

[sogortheogre]

I would assume I would go completely insane. After which, I would die horribly, or murder things.

 

[rabidmidget]

Probably have my sanity devoured.

There isn't really many options.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Use an electric based type against it.

Damn it! I was in the middle of talking with my mom when I saw your post. I kept cracking up at how funny that is. Kimmy's serious face didn't help at all either.

OT: Try and comprehend what's going on. Then hopefully my head will literally explode. I've always thought that dying by exploding everywhere would be pretty neat. I think I've been watching to many Ugly Americans episodes...