What would you do if Jesus turned out to be real and came back?

[Madara XIII]

He turns water into damn good wine, and started overturning tables and running people off when they were trading in a part of a temple. Sounds like my kind of guy.

I'd love to see him trash these so called houses of worship now a days with these bigoted preachers and doing what they can to make money out of its religious followers.

 

[immortalfrieza]

Rebel against his father, since, I guess it would turn out that troll is real. Wait, does that make me a fallen angel in Lucifer's army?

Heh, I'd be the first to join your rebellion, God is easily the most evil and sadistic creature in all of Fiction. Also, no, wanting to destroy God doesn't make you a Fallen Angel, it just makes you a sensible human being. (Anyone else reading this post, yes, God is fictional, he doesn't exist and deep down every last person on the planet knows it, you just don't want to admit it).

 

[cookieXkiller]

I'd start plotting to kill him. I mean seriously have you read the bible? no way I'd trust that guy or his dad.

Not to be rude, but that's.... one of the most fecking stupid ideas I've ever heard, unless it was in jest.

I mean, really. What do you hope to do. He's JESUS. If you accept the facts behind the reasons you want to kill him...

Blearrccchhhggg.

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Then again, you could be kidding. So I'll state this: Work on your tone.

And now to add some positivity...

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I wouldnt want to kill him , just kick him in the nuts to make sure hes the real deal and all .. then I can go back to my normal life, although i wouldnt trust him
maybe kill him by throwing kittens at him? kidding ...
I dont know .. im not religious so this wouldnt do much to me ..

 

[Arina Love]

Point taken. I apologize for jumping the gun with such a comment. I will leave well enough alone after probably making an ass out of myself. I apologize once again for reacting in such a harsh manner.

it's ok. i was harsh in my post too. sorry.

 

[Jedoro]

He turns water into damn good wine, and started overturning tables and running people off when they were trading in a part of a temple. Sounds like my kind of guy.

I'd love to see him trash these so called houses of worship now a days with these bigoted preachers and doing what they can to make money out of its religious followers.

I'd record when he visited Westboro Baptist Church and put that shit on YouTube.

 

[HT_Black]

Rebel against his father, since, I guess it would turn out that troll is real. Wait, does that make me a fallen angel in Lucifer's army?

Heh, I'd be the first to join your rebellion, God is easily the most evil and sadistic creature in all of Fiction. Also, no, wanting to destroy God doesn't make you a Fallen Angel, it just makes you a sensible human being. (Anyone else reading this post, yes, God is fictional, he doesn't exist and deep down every last person on the planet knows it, you just don't want to admit it).

You remind me of a picture I saw earlier, I don't know why.

 

[Cakes]

(Anyone else reading this post, yes, God is fictional, he doesn't exist and deep down every last person on the planet knows it, you just don't want to admit it).

That is a belief more ridiculous than any religious doctrine I have ever heard.

 

[Madara XIII]

He turns water into damn good wine, and started overturning tables and running people off when they were trading in a part of a temple. Sounds like my kind of guy.

I'd love to see him trash these so called houses of worship now a days with these bigoted preachers and doing what they can to make money out of its religious followers.

I'd record when he visited Westboro Baptist Church and put that shit on YouTube.

Easily the best video ever. Then we'd high five and bro fist everyone with a different religion, sexual orientation, gender, and race. Winning with Jesus

 

[Ovoon]

I would be good to go.

 

[immortalfrieza]

(Anyone else reading this post, yes, God is fictional, he doesn't exist and deep down every last person on the planet knows it, you just don't want to admit it).

That is a belief more ridiculous than any religious doctrine I have ever heard.

That's impossible, NOTHING could be more ridiculous than religious doctrine. Seriously though, it's so painfully obvious that God doesn't exist that the fact that ANYONE believes in him or any other gods for that matter shows just how incredibly desperate for false hope the fear of death has made mankind.

 

[Cakes]

(Anyone else reading this post, yes, God is fictional, he doesn't exist and deep down every last person on the planet knows it, you just don't want to admit it).

That is a belief more ridiculous than any religious doctrine I have ever heard.

That's impossible, NOTHING could be more ridiculous than religious doctrine. Seriously though, it's so painfully obvious that God doesn't exist that the fact that ANYONE believes in him or any other gods for that matter shows just how incredibly desperate for false hope the fear of death has made mankind.

Many religions don't deal with the afterlife, genius. And are you seriously suggesting that every theist 'deep down' doesn't believe in a god? Including martyrs?

 

[Febel]

"Jesus turned out to be real"
...He was real. I mean, I'm an atheist and all that but you can't just deny that he was a historical figure. Anyway, if he's anything like he was in the original parts of the bible he'd probably be a pretty cool guy. And he could go and slay some vampires (I wonder if anyone will get that reference...)

 

[AntiChrist]

I'd ask him which religion he represents. If he answers: "Christianity," I'll ask wether he refers to Catholicism, Eastern Orthodoxy, or Protestantism.

 

[MaxwellEdison]

Ask him a lot of questions about that whole old testament thing.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Most likely fire up Tf2 or some other game just like I do everyday.

 

[ultrachicken]

I'd ask him to fix or at least definitively explain the bible, because it contradicts itself way to much to be left as is.

 

[Nouw]

Jesus is real and is 'proven' to exist. I'd edit if I were you. That aside, I'd just shrug it off and try to ignore the,inevitable, masses of my Christian peers saying "SEE! GOD EXISTS! YOUR RELIGION IS WRONG!"

You know.. Jesus was real.

Thanks for reminding me

 

[TheVoodooFrog]

I'd ask him what he and his good for nothing father have been doing for the last 2011 years.