What would you do if the internet Died forever?

[ajb924]

Move to Japan. If i can't get my anime fix online, I gotta move to where the shits at! Then after i realize how miserable I am, I would probably (as stated before) cry forever.

 

[delet]

I'd be... Healthy... Dear god, no one wants that!

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd be bored out opf my mind since all my music is played through the interwebz, so it would really be the day the music died. Also i think the world would end in fire that day, curtosy of ex-tweeters.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Play Dungeons and Dragons with real life friends instead of over the internet.

This, single-player games, splitscreens.

If LAN isn't considered the internet if its just within the house, I'd play like that.

 

[Ironic]

Live life to the fullest.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

I'd complain about it on forums.

Oh, wait.

 

[bluepilot]

Hmm, I do not know really. What did we used to do before we had the internet?

I`d get very busy in my research since I could not cross check references anymore. Having to study the old fashioned way would take away all my time.

 

[G-Dragon]

probably use it ass an excuse to make real friends

 

[Eatbrainz]

Play LAN instead.

Good call.

 

[Eatbrainz]

Start running ethernet cable to my friends houses... How much would it cost to run a cable from Ottawa to BC?

A lot.

Join together with other people and create The Timmy, which is like the internet...but named after a kid who went back in time on a scooter.

Ah I remember that episode. Was fairly good (get it?)

I'd finish my novel.

I'd start my novel

Agreed. Start my one too.

I still need to write my guide to spotting paedophiles, heres an extract: "they usually have a bag strung far too high across their chest, and as an optional extra they may well be sucking on an empty carton of Kiora."

 

[Soxafloppin]

Probley watch allot more T.V

Read more books

hit the gym more.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

Invent the Extranet.
Oh yeah. I'm just that good.
Now pay up, bitchez!

 

[Claymorez]

YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO INVENT IT AGAIN - it is gone FOREVER!!! - carry on

 

[quiet_samurai]

Meh, I would miss it for a little bit. But I wold get over it real quick.

I would also play more single player games and start making porn store runs late at night.

I could handle it fine, maybe I would set up a group session for the WoW addicts and stuff.

 

[MentalBakura]

I'd have to switch from pay-as-you-go to a contract on my phone. Oh, and organize lots of random meetings. Damn, group banter takes so much more effort without the Internet.

 

[Desert Tiger]

Live a happy and fulfilled life.

 

[VanityGirl]

Honestly? I would get more work done and be able to concentrate better.
Internet=procrastination device

 

[Griphphin]

Trap 200 or so people in a warehouse, with the threat of killing them unless they write their thoughts on different topics down on a notebook that will be passed around at random.