What would you do if the internet disappeared?

[L3m0n_L1m3]

This.

 

[scorch 13]

This.

not until i get uber bored

 

[Neonbob]

I would spend the time that I would have used to be on here to track down the thing responsible for this horrible thing.
If it was a sentient being, I would make sure it suffered horribly.
And then I would bury it in its own entrails while I figured out how to bring the internet back.
But if I was so unlucky that the cause was not a sentient being...well, I'd probably go nuts.
Or go play some single player games.

 

[D.L.390]

I'd blame Michael Atkinson.

 

[Vandineo]

I bite my thumb at thee for proposing such an idea.

 

[Splorter662]

I would live, but life we be ALOT more dull.

I can't talk to my friends in Hawaii NOOOOOOO.

 

[Vandineo]

you would uh... laugh? how dare you sir?

 

[himemiya1650]

be a productive citizen

 

[quiet_samurai]

Meh, probably be frustrated for a short time. But I would eventually get over it no problem.

 

[skywalkerlion]

I wouldn't mind much, the internet is something I somewhat* wish never entered my life.

*I've met alot of people over teh interwebz that make it all worthwile though. Notably over WoW and Guild Wars. And Warhammer Online too.

 

[Asturiel]

The internet isnt just important for nerds, other people need it too.
The porn sites will have the tubes back up. That I am sure of.
If not within a week, some sacrifices will be required to stave off the murderous rampage.

 

[JohnnySex]

I would go out and actually do something productive I guess...

 

[Undercover]

Head to the unemployement line.

 

[Undercover]

Lose weight, get a girlfriend, become a sucess, and be absolutely miserable.

I salute you!

 

[xxmastermillerxx]

Live a real life.

 

[Ninja Tank]

read a book or play a card game

 

[dodo1331]

Get laid. A lot.

 

[gamefreakbsp]

I would ask what happened to the Internet. Then I would quickly patent the idea of the Internet so when it is re-created I can make untold riches.