what would you do if this happened to you..

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Zombie_Fish

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I'd probably say something like "That's weird. I dreamt of an awesome site called The Escapist What the hell?!"

Yeah, I'd probably say that, spend the next few weeks getting used to normal life and then getting on with life again.
 

sam13lfc

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Oct 29, 2008
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If I had to relive high school after just having left...oh my god I would be homicidal.
 

El Poncho

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May 21, 2009
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I would be like all awesome and then ride my bike like every other 11 year old, no need to tell anyone.
 

Scrythe

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Jun 23, 2009
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How will I react?

"You're right! Having a penis is so much better!"

Sexism aside, if I woke up a woman, I'd be thrilled for the obvious reasons:

1 erogenous zone < 1 hundred million erogenous zones.

You girls have it easy. We're just "find the wet spot, thrust, repeat" and we're too damn easy to turn on.
 
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I thought of something like this before only with an extra twist. Instead of waking from a dream finding out your life was an illusion, you also discover the human race doesn't exist and your an alien creature. How is that for mind expoding scenario?

On topic:
Edit: I'd learn to cope with the changes and continue my life.
 

Zacharine

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Apr 17, 2009
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Be speechless for a moment. Say to mother 'Yea, yea, I'm awake.' or something like that. Test my supposed memories from the future. Once they pan out, become the first man under the age 15 to become a multi-millionaire from stock investments alone. Acquire a master's degree before 18. Work as a consultant for a decade or so. Retire as a billionaire.

Nothing much to it. multinational conflicts... meh, like I could prevent them. No immediate family has been lost so far, so no need for changes there. Pretty much become stinking rich, possibly help some people along the way and thank the All Mighty Flying Spaghetti Monster for my good fortune.
 

cainx10a

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May 17, 2008
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"Man ... looks like my Quick Save file got corrupted!!!"

-Goes back to sleep ... eternally-
 

Skreeee

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Jun 5, 2009
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I'd probably just rub the sleep out of my eyes and think, "Well, I hope I don't turn out like that jackass." And then I would proceed to turn out precisely like I am anyway.
 
Jun 13, 2009
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Beat Microsoft to the invention of the Xbox and Halo
Start learning guitar much sooner, use songs that haven't yet been written as my own.
Keep all lottery numbers stored somewhere safely.
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EPIC PROFIT
 

ae86gamer

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Mar 10, 2009
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Freak out, realize theres nothing I can do to get back to how I was, then eat breakfast.
 

azurawolf

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To be honest... I would be a little upset at being an 11-year-old boy. After dealing with them, I really wouldn't want to be one. Though, I would know what to expect down the road thanks to sex ed. No more monthlies so thanks for that. ^^

But I would freak out and cry a little. I only pray that I would have all the knowledge I do now so school will be easier and I won't make the mistakes I made twice. At least nobody else would know about my mistakes.
 

Blackmagic1515

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Be like 'Well that was weird,' then get up and carry on as normal. Although then I would know how to treat a girl properly and probably fix any mistakes I made before hand.