1. Change the international anthem to 'Don't Stop me now'
2. Decree that anyone who doesn't keep at least three ornamental chickens is a second-class citizen
3. Caning is encouraged
4. Redefine global education; probably teach philospohy 101 with a copy of 'Bioshock', just because I can
5. Change Antarctica's name to "Freezing S**thole"
2. Decree that anyone who doesn't keep at least three ornamental chickens is a second-class citizen
3. Caning is encouraged
4. Redefine global education; probably teach philospohy 101 with a copy of 'Bioshock', just because I can
5. Change Antarctica's name to "Freezing S**thole"