What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

[Estocavio]

Use some kind of magic to turn the whole world into Dwarf Fortress, with me as the player who controls everything like in Arena mode, and lives forever

 

[Fraught]

Get really rich.

Yeah, I'm a greedy, capitalistic twat.

Also, not die when shot in the head (with anything), live forever (so that I wouldn't fail at not living forever).

Fuck it, I'd do everything. I could rule the universe. I couldn't not fail at ruling the universe.

 

[mightybozz]

Buy lottery tickets, ask out women, and most importantly: apply for pupillage at the perfect set of chambers

 

[Wakefield]

Get Firefly back on TV.

 

[WildManBill]

Umm... Anything I want.

 

[JoJo]

Typical geek idea: create and patent a cheap fuel which takes IN carbon dioxide when burned!

That or use my uni's bio labs to grow a perfect baby daughter in a test tube, right after I had got an egg donation from the smartest, most good-natured and most beautiful woman on Earth =D

 

[Flack]

I would do troll physics

 

[Adijia]

I would geneticly manipulate animals to create real Pokemon.

I want a Charzard ok?

 

[ssgt splatter]

I'd go back and buy all the previous XBOX 360 games I've played and go for the 1000G completion so that my score would be 37000+G istead of the current 24460G I have now.

 

[Woodsey]

I'd go back and buy all the previous XBOX 360 games I've played and go for the 1000G completion so that my score would be 37000+G istead of the current 24460G I have now.

I can't help but feel that's somewhat of a wasted opportunity.

OT: Sex with Scarlet Johannson.

And Kim Kardashian.

And Katy Perry.

And Rihanna.

And Tricia Helfer.

And Holly Willoughby.

 

[Ldude893]

Fail. How can I learn anything if I don't fail in life?

 

[Jacob.pederson]

Go play Llama by Phish on Expert pro drums.

 

[Alcamonic]

Get rid off all the hate everyone has towards their fellow man, and cure all illness and invent a cheap everlasting power-source.

Or just get real and realise that it could not be done, even with unfailable powers.
A lottery ticket sounds fine.

 

[IrradiatedFish]

First thing to come to mind after reading the thread title was something along the lines of "Make things work with a special someone!"

After reading a large handful of more 'extravagant' and 'creative' ideas, I'd say... Make a 1:1 scale replica of the earth out of Lego, right in orbit outside the real earth. Then I would live on it!

 

[TotalyMoo]

I would talk to everyone I saw, informing them about the absolute and only truth. I have no idea what it is but since I can not fail I can only say the right thing.
Everyone would then understand it all and peace on Earth followed. Along with threesomes.

 

[SaturdayS]

I would be sufficient for once.

 

[ArchAngelKira]

Go fly to a house in japan and make it my own. Then reason with the owner to make me live there while stoping time to grab all the games in akihabera. Next make a costume and fly back to america killing rapists ^_^

 

[teisjm]

Become the eternal omnipotent god of gaming. At least omnipotent in all aspects of the world concerning gaming.

 

[Syntax Error]

I will do EVERYTHING. That, or discover the fourth dimension.