What would you do if you knew you could not fail?

[Scarim Coral]

Since I though this thread mean "fail" as in failing in games then I would become the king of all online gaming. No Asian (not to offend anyone) can defeat me on Starcraft, no major league players can defeat me on Halo and no one can defeat me in Street Fighter. I would reek in the monies.
Oh I would also be a total stud to the ladies since I would "fail" chatting up to a girl.

 

[BlackStar42]

So I can't fail anything?
I'd ask her out. And buy a lottery ticket.

 

[SimuLord]

Couldn't fail, huh? I'd say try to win the Nevada Megabucks wide-area slot machine jackpot. Once I had the $7 million-plus (haven't been in a casino lately to see what the latest jackpot is), I think everything else, success or failure, would follow nicely.

 

[VGStrife]

Discover cheap, clean, easily produced renewable energy.

Then sell the idea for megabucks.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Shit on all my papers and hand them in, get a first in my course.

Win!

Fuck it, may as well get a doctrate whilst I'm at it.

 

[Corjha]

Siddown and become enlightened

 

[ScarletRider]

So I can't fail anything?
I'd ask her out. And buy a lottery ticket.

I'm surprised this one isn't more popular. Of course, I'd buy the lottery ticket first. I want to be at my best when I ask her out, afterall.

 

[savandicus]

Go back in time and fight myself to the death. Since both future me and past me could not fail the fight we would both died and both be completely fine (Dying in a fight to the death would definately be failing as would failing to kill your opponant) and thus a paradox is formed that obliterates the universe.

Evil laughter follows the above plan.

 

[T-Bone24]

Waltz straight up to her and ask her out instead of waiting for her to come to me.

Realistically, this is exactly what I would do.

Non-realistically, I would buy the moon, set up a series of villa resorts and make millions in the tourism industry. With that money I would conquer Mars.

 

[zehydra]

fix the damn economy once and for all.

 

[Latinidiot]

Become God. Then you'd never fail at anything again.

Touring the universe on my Godcycle.

looks like a bicycle, 'cept it has time and space instead of wheels.

 

[Zelbio]

Waltz straight up to her and ask her out instead of waiting for her to come to me.

Or take my exams tomorrow ^.^

(am I taking this too literally?)

no ^e^
.

Sign up for ALL the required courses and graduate next year.

And I totally second this(if someone hasn't already)

 

[Drakenian]

I think I would kill Fidel Castro.

Zing!

 

[LordWalter]

With all the forums topics that are around, it's possible that this was already asked but it's a question that I always like to think about and ask people. In all seriousness, for me, I would become an assassin.

Draw a square circle. Create a rock I could not pick up.

/PARADOX EXPLOSION.

 

[PoliceBox63]

Play the Euromillions... greedy I know but it is quite a practical thing to do.
In retrospect I'd probably set about to curing cancer or some sort of "FTL"ish space travel...

 

[Stoic raptor]

I would find the cures for all the dangerous diseases. Like cancer or aids.

Or invent space travel or find intelligent extra-terrestrial life, whichever comes first.

Or you know, fuck all the girls I like.

EDIT: Cure stupidity.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

Harbour ever lasting world peace? Cure cancer, aids, mrsa, dementia, parkisons and every other disease I can name? Hmm, certainly is a lot I could do.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Solve the looming energy crisis.
Preferably in a way that doesn't involve murdering our ecosystem any further.
One that enables us to continue to use tech we developed today in the scale we use today.

It's not a lofty or enlightening goal, and it makes me sound like a stupid hippy, but fuck it. This an inevitable problem that we will have to cope with eventually.

 

[CJ1145]

Decide to gain all the equipment and abilities of Batman over the course of a week.