What would you do if you met Merlin?

[StormShaun]

I would ask him if Arthur was a girl or a boy and was she hot.

Also where is Excalibur and then we shall start a quest where I go on a journey for the sword and then become the next king of England and kick the royal family out!

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I would ask to be taught magic...

 

[Vicarious Reality]

This thread made me lol
If he was to go backwards in time and somehow intersect our dimension, he would merely flicker in?

 

[CulixCupric]

I would ask him if Arthur was a girl or a boy and was she hot.

Also where is Excalibur and then we shall start a quest where I go on a journey for the sword and then become the next king of England and kick the royal family out!

FYI, it's in the bottom of the lady of the lake's lake. Now what lake is it so i can plunge it in a stone and amuse myself as every lord tries to remove it, and get a field medic on stand-by because they'll all have hernias. BWAHAAA!

 

[StormShaun]

I would ask him if Arthur was a girl or a boy and was she hot.

Also where is Excalibur and then we shall start a quest where I go on a journey for the sword and then become the next king of England and kick the royal family out!

FYI, it's in the bottom of the lady of the lake's lake. Now what lake is it so i can plunge it in a stone and amuse myself as every lord tries to remove it, and get a field medic on stand-by because they'll all have hernias. BWAHAAA!

Really, I would take over England and lead them to a new era.

 

[Robert Sanders]

I would say,"Who is this fool in need of a pity"?

 

[CulixCupric]

I would ask him if Arthur was a girl or a boy and was she hot.

Also where is Excalibur and then we shall start a quest where I go on a journey for the sword and then become the next king of England and kick the royal family out!

FYI, it's in the bottom of the lady of the lake's lake. Now what lake is it so i can plunge it in a stone and amuse myself as every lord tries to remove it, and get a field medic on stand-by because they'll all have hernias. BWAHAAA!

Really, I would take over England and lead them to a new era.

Excalibur is in a lake near avalon, a semi-mythical island in england. that's as close as i can get to a specific point, find a dowsing rod and a metal detector. best advice i can give you.

 

[Pearwood]

Excalibur is in a lake near avalon, a semi-mythical island in england. that's as close as i can get to a specific point, find a dowsing rod and a metal detector. best advice i can give you.

It's supposed to be near Glastonbury.

I'd become a wizard. Life would seem so much easier with magic.

 

[CulixCupric]

Excalibur is in a lake near avalon, a semi-mythical island in england. that's as close as i can get to a specific point, find a dowsing rod and a metal detector. best advice i can give you.

It's supposed to be near Glastonbury.

I'd become a wizard. Life would seem so much easier with magic.

Glastonbury? really? ROAD TRIP!

 

[TheDawgg]

Hmmmmmmm, well if I could learn magic then I suppose becoming the new god emperor shouldn't be too difficult.

 

[Duruznik]

I'd tug on his beard and then chuckle like an idiot.

 

[Takolin]

Put him back into his tree where he belongs?

 

[Doclector]

Ask him whether his ears can pick up satellite TV.

Spoiler

Seriously, WTF?

 

[CulixCupric]

Which version of merlin? There have been so many and some of them look nothing like the others. Few versions of merlin look anything like the original stories.

think sam neil merlin, from the movie "Merlin",

 

[Crazy]

Have a magical showdown like no other, if you know what I mean.

 

[RanD00M]

Have a magical showdown like no other, if you know what I mean.

You would have sex with a dirty old man?

OT: I would ask him Anaal Nathrakh truly means anything or if the band made it up.

 

[CulixCupric]

Have a magical showdown like no other, if you know what I mean.

no i don't, but if it pertains to offspring, please do it as far away from me as possible.

 

[Batou667]

I'd ask him: "Are you a wizard?"

 

[Powereaver]

ask for for his awesome magical treasures.. theres some awesome sounding ones in the myth/legend