what would you do if you were in Battle Royale

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Zorg Machine

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depending on my weapon I would steal friends weapons and then start killing everyone (I could own the people in my class)
 

Simon Hadow

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Have the fucking time of my life! But strategy wise, I would wait for some moron who got a powerful weapon, but has no combat skill, kill him, take his weapon, and continue to destroy the rest of the competition, whil always sticking close to borders of areas, so as to avoid blowing up from danger zone penalties. But, no reaosn I couldn't have a bit of fun, if there are few people left, but lots of time, I would have a little fun, take out their arms and legs, and have some fun watching the look of horror in their eyes as I look around for items to vivisect them with in front of my next victim. Yes, I am sick, sick, sick! But hey, that just means, win or lose, I had fun along the way!!!
 

Simon Hadow

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Survivor isn't really a "cultural" reference as much as a "Pop Culture" reference.

Yet another grammatical correction and/or reference correction and/or WATCH OUT! THAT'S NOT A MODELLING AGENT, THATS AN INTERNET PEDOPHILE!!! From your freindly neighbourhood Zombie Kitten Man!!!

EDIT: Dangit, sorry meant to quote that guy a couple posts above me.
 

Birras

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Blitzkrieg8 said:
Birras said:
It all depends, what weapon do I have?
an AK-47 with 1 bullet and it's the wrong kind of bullet
What kind of bullet? I need specifics! Tracer round? Blank round? Armor-piercing round? What?
 

Birras

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Blitzkrieg8 said:
Armor-piercing round
Ah, quite simple. You should have realized that I have a lvl 100 MacGuyver stat! I take the armor-piercing round and remove the actual round from the casing. Then, using a nearby rock/coconut/other blunt object found on an island I pound the casing flat. I use the flattened casing to remove the screws from the chassis of the collar. I then use the flattened casing to carefully remove the explosive component from the collar. With the explosive removed, I remove the collar and throw it into the ocean, the lack of a pulse convincing the people monitoring the players that I attempted to swim out to sea and drowned. I wait until the three days are up, steal a boat from the people who come to collect the winner/corpses and party in Tahiti. I can haz e-Cookie plz?
 

Blitzkrieg8

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Birras said:
Blitzkrieg8 said:
Armor-piercing round
Ah, quite simple. You should have realized that I have a lvl 100 MacGuyver stat! I take the armor-piercing round and remove the actual round from the casing. Then, using a nearby rock/coconut/other blunt object found on an island I pound the casing flat. I use the flattened casing to remove the screws from the chassis of the collar. I then use the flattened casing to carefully remove the explosive component from the collar. With the explosive removed, I remove the collar and throw it into the ocean, the lack of a pulse convincing the people monitoring the players that I attempted to swim out to sea and drowned. I wait until the three days are up, steal a boat from the people who come to collect the winner/corpses and party in Tahiti. I can haz e-Cookie plz?
fine
 

Gene O

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I'm not sure exactly how it would happen, but I would die a painful and humiliating death.
 

Birras

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Blitzkrieg8 said:
Birras said:
Blitzkrieg8 said:
Armor-piercing round
Ah, quite simple. You should have realized that I have a lvl 100 MacGuyver stat! I take the armor-piercing round and remove the actual round from the casing. Then, using a nearby rock/coconut/other blunt object found on an island I pound the casing flat. I use the flattened casing to remove the screws from the chassis of the collar. I then use the flattened casing to carefully remove the explosive component from the collar. With the explosive removed, I remove the collar and throw it into the ocean, the lack of a pulse convincing the people monitoring the players that I attempted to swim out to sea and drowned. I wait until the three days are up, steal a boat from the people who come to collect the winner/corpses and party in Tahiti. I can haz e-Cookie plz?
fine
Yay, I beat the system! :3
 

Samurai Goomba

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Before they dropped us off, I'd stalk and kill a member of their staff (nobody who runs this game is innocent), then proceed to methodically murder my way out of the school. The person who tried to fit me with a collar would die first.

I don't care if I die-I'm not playing their game.
 

Chicago Ted

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TheNecroswanson said:
I would strangle myself, to death.
I would turn your corpse into one of those string puppets and make a show out of you. With the money I make from the show I would have enough to bride my way off the island.

Then I would mount your head above my fireplace back home.
 

twistedshadows

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I'd probably go into hiding and die of starvation or dehydration, sadly.
I'm not sure I'd be able to kill my friends and classmates, even if my life depended on it, but I wouldn't make it easy for them to kill me, either.
Of course I have no idea what I'd really do unless I was literally in that situation, which I hope never happens.
 

Skeleon

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Hide and die when the three days are over (since there'd probably be other survivors).