What would you do if you were invincible?

[Altorin]

truthfully, I'd probably just sit where I am, and not let anyone move me.

 

[leugim789]

I would become a real life Punisher living with the consequences of my actions, i would then slowly go insane trying to find ways to kill my self to end the pain, but not much other than that.

 

[Oh-Wiseone]

I'd hunt down Bin Laden.

 

[werepossum]

Wait - you mean I'm NOT invincible now? Oh crap!

Well, if I were even less, um, vincible, I would fight manbearpig and save mankind. Then everyone would have to take me super serial.

Excelsior!

 

[sms_117b]

Take over the world and create a utopia, then I'd divide by zero, just to see what happens

 

[jim_doki]

walk around with a sword in my chest singing "It's a Kinda Magic"

 

[Hey Joe]

walk around nude

slap crocodiles

dance

 

[Saskwach]

Oh! and i would jaywalk.

Wouldn't do that if I were you. Invincible or not, where I live, they just jacked the charge for Jaywalking up to $500.

I saw the funniest jaywalking only a few months ago. A crowd had gathered at my side, waiting for the green man, but one brave man walked and stopped at the halfway island to wait for that lane to clear up. Just then, an entire convoy of cops escorting an ambulance, in cars and bikes, passed through that lane. The last bike stopped by the man, gave him a stern talking to, and he walked back to our little crowd, chastened. Talk about cruel coincidence.

 

[Ultrajoe]

Oh! and i would jaywalk.

Wouldn't do that if I were you. Invincible or not, where I live, they just jacked the charge for Jaywalking up to $500.

I saw the funniest jaywalking only a few months ago. A crowd had gathered at my side, waiting for the green man, but one brave man walked and stopped at the halfway island to wait for that lane to clear up. Just then, an entire convoy of cops escorting an ambulance, in cars and bikes, passed through that lane. The last bike stopped by the man, gave him a stern talking to, and he walked back to our little crowd, chastened. Talk about cruel coincidence.

a cruel coincidence would be if the cops hit him.

 

[Copter400]

I would carry out the ultimate suicide without, and here's the best part, dieing.

The ultimate suicide involves jumping off a skyscraper with dynamite strapped to your boots and setting it off just as you're about to hit the ground. The world's greatest trampoline.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Get a job in Circe-du-Soliel as an acrobat whose comedy in the routine is faceplanting from four stories above.

 

[J_tayla]

I would kill everyone I ever hated and try to make the world a better place I suppose lol

 

[ElArabDeMagnifico]

I just hope it isn't like that one movie (EDIT: I remembered! Movie is "Death Becomes Her") where even though you are invincible, repeated damage to your body will cause very bad results...

so if I'm invincible, I'd be hesitent in giving hugs to people...(while on fire).

 

[InfamousC]

I would begin a drug doping, chain smoking, hard drinking, off the brinking, horror show, suck and blow, greaseball diet, wi-fi-it, superhero, choke-on-a-cheerio, marathon, smoke-a-bong lifestyle.

...assuming my invincible body could metabolize any of the vices

I'd definetely say if I was invincible that I'd get in a spaceship, go into space and then jump out and come back in through the atmosphere. Think about the crater you'd leave......"sigh"
Either that or go swimming in a volcano

These people stole both my ideas, so I'd combine them - and to them all at the same time Be off my face, flying into Earth's atmosphere...

 

[The Irrelevant Gamer]

Being invincible is not the same as being invulnerable. If you're invincible you cannot be defeated, but that doesn't mean you can't be hurt. So a lot of the people in this thread would still be dead from their ideas.

invincible |inˈvinsəbəl|
adjective
too powerful to be defeated or overcome : an invincible warrior

invulnerable |inˈvəlnərəbəl|
adjective
impossible to harm or damage.

See?

If I was invincible I'd tear up the MMA circuit.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

First I would get all the tallest buildings in the world and stack them atop each other beside the grand canyon and then jump off. After that I would steal all the worlds nuclear weapons (and the plans to make them) and then hold the world hostage for one copy of every video game(with cheats) and console, one copy of every manga ever written, translation software for every language in the world and a penny. Solve global warming, become immortal, go to space in general, eat a mountain, sled down mount everest, build a time machine, use it to beat up Douglas Adams for writing such a crappy ending to Mostly Harmless, go to the future and steal some MJOLINIR armor, do everything else on this forum.

 

[Xylon Lionheart]

I'd probably do nothing, since I'd eventually die anyway, and if you are a Christian like me, you wouldn't want to be doing a bunch of explaining to the big cheese of all big cheeses about what you did and why you did it. If I did anything, I'd probably join a bunch of firefighters. I am assuming, of course, that I'm only invincible. Just because you can't die doesn't mean you are inexplicably strong. That reminds that somebody at the beginning mentioned swimming to the bottom of the ocean. Again, assuming that you are only invincible and not super strong as well, have fun being under so much pressure that you cannot physically move.

 

[squirrelman42]

throw myself down a flight of stairs

 

[Mikaze]

Hmmm...

Would it be evil of me to use my immortality/invincibility to sit underwater at a beach, watching for stupid people, then pulling them underwater and sticking their foot in a bear trap to watch them drown and/or get eaten by sharks?

Or stand in a jungle river picking piranhas off my legs and throwing them at any people/critters that wander my way...

Or find the secret to my invincibility and inject it into two babies, tie leather straps around them, and walk around using the babies as shoes?

Or messing around inside a wind tunnel while wearing rollerblades?

And of course there's always the fun that could be had playing "Chicken" with anything that moves, knowing I'll come out no worse for wear... Especially with fighter jets and city buses.

Or what about using powerlines as my own personal jungle gym? Could even try to teach squirrels and birds that touching two different lines is "safe"...

And of course, let's not forget how fun it would be to douse myself in gasoline, light a match, and run around a school playground at recess. Wuahaauwuaha IT BURNS IT BURNS! Run kid, run, it's contagious... Don't wanna catch a bad case of FIRE.

You, my friend, are a legend.

I think I'd become some kind of professional assassin, not the generic kind that sits on a rooftop and waits for the target to come to them but just walk right in the front door and annihilate anyone that tried to stop me. That or just take over the world, world domination would be cool.