Global limit of 4 children per household
No healthcare once past the age of 70 unless otherwise necessary
Global fuels will be a minimum of 100RON without lead, to promote increased compression levels with direct injection for engines, reducing emissions and fuel use, while increasing power, without stupid ridiculous laws/limits being put into place.
Funding back into NASA and a small grant for other space agencies or companies dealing in space exploration, $750mil reward for the first person to build a structure on the Moon that lasts over 5 years, $2.5bil to the first person to build a structure on mars to last over 3 years.
Promote nuclear energy all around the world, bonuses to electricity companies producing and running nuclear power plants.
Increase global corn production
Ban some of Mosantos practices and force them to halve the cost of their products.
Allow countries to stay independent and retain the majority of their laws, remove a few leaders and put new ones in their place (North Korea springs to mind as a major one), nerf chinas growth a little bit.
Promote Carbon Fibers to become more common in more products to replace plastics, force large soft drink companies to use Glass bottles again by putting a 5% tax on every plastic bottle product they sell, while not allowing them to pass the tax onto consumers.
Force India to conform to at least Euro 3 emissions by 2016, tax the shit out of their large companies that produce too much crap into the air and fully fund nuclear power.
Increase plantation of trees and other plants around the world by paying small companies to do so.
Introduce fresh water restrictions globally and increase money to desalination research.
Force Diamond mines to reduce the cost of their gems by 1/2 to promote better use of them (one of the hardest naturally forming things in the world shouldn't be reduced to being nothing but fucking jewelry. Heat Sinks being one good use.)
Legalize weed in most places, taxed fairly heavily and controlled to such a point that only most 'medium' strains are kept.
Sensible gun laws around the world - no rifle over .308 and no handgun over 9mm, no armor piercing rounds to civilians.
And that's my contribution to the species. Thank me in 100 years when our lives of luxury are maintained instead of being filled with war and starvation.
Thank me when our first humans send back word from the Moon that the base is operating fine.
Thank me when we start seriously considering terraforming mars.
Ban genetic modification/selection before birth.
Also, i would live in a heavily fortified castle type deal and to have an audience with me, you must not have any weapons, pass a basic intelligence test, have a good reason for seeing me and be able to sing along - every word - to:
If you complete those requirements, you may talk to me. Irrelevant of who you are or how much money you have.
Although it is $100 to see me. I'll use that money for good causes.
You may try once a month and i do this 4 or 5 days a week.