What would you do if you were twelve again?

[Sneeze]

Probably find out what the fuck caused me to age backwards and have a condition named after me. Maybe sell my sweat to middle aged people scared of getting wrinkles claiming it has healing properties...

 

[Illesdan]

I had a Star Trek: TNG addiction for a little while, when I cam across the episode "Rascals." In it, Picard, Giunan, that Scottish guy's asian wife...

STOP RIGHT THERE!!! Her name is KEIKO; and O'Brien is NOT Scottish; he is Irish.

Continuing onward.

I'd probably kill myself for real instead of just seriously contemplating it. My life was really going to hell between the ages of 11 and 13.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Honestly, were I suddenly to become 12 again, the bar for 12 year olds around the world would be set unreasonably high. There isn't any single thing that I might have done when 12 that I am not far better at today, from math to talking to people and even sports.

 

[Reece Stevens]

depends if I revert back in age or actually scale back time, because If it is the former I will milk it for fame and affection, but the later I will take advantage to have earlier knowlage and predict future events

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Let's see...use my future knowledge to invest in stocks, google, *shudders* apple, prevent 9/11, do better in school, take over the world , date girl A (forcibly if necessary), don't go near girls B and C and D, tell 10th grade bio teacher to fuck off (that's about halfway between 12 and now), watch every episode of Firefly when it came out and convince everybody else to watch it as well so it never gets canceled, use amazing college knowledge to do incredibly well in school, change eventual college major to physics, do not buy the first car I had, abandon all attempts at being social, and take up jogging earlier.

 

[Paksenarrion]

If I turned 12 right now. I would impress the world with my awesome knowledge equal to that of a university student, get a scholarship into a really good uni and get loads of money

This, except I wouldn't do it to impress the world.

I'd do it to become the youngest teacher in...well, I'm sure there are 18 year old teachers out there...but I'll be one of them!

And the benefit is...uh...hmm...well, I'll be young, at least.

Oh, yeah! Early retirement.

 

[El Poncho]

I guess it would give me longer to pass my exams. It would make hanging round with my friends really awkward. Maybe join a basketball/football(Soccer) team like I should have done when I was 12.

 

[Merkavar]

i would study. not like becoming a genius or anything like that. just so that i get 90% in my HSC and all earlier tests instead of the crap that i did get.

 

[EllEzDee]

If I turned 12 right now. I would impress the world with my awesome knowledge equal to that of a university student, get a scholarship into a really good uni and get loads of money

There'd probably be a kid half your age from somewhere like India more knowledgeable than you...still, it'd be fun to impress your teachers...
Not just with your ability to talk like one 'o 'dem grown ups, but to look like a 12 year old again...

 

[FalloutJack]

Sulk, for a while. Dammit, I wanted to be 18 again, not twelve. They'll have to put me through school again because my highschool diploma and BA from college are now invalid!

Then, I'll try to take over the world.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I would most likely commit suicide. I would not be able to adjust to that kind of jarring shift. It's like Kafei from Majora's Mask; I always thought he got royally screwed over.

 

[godfist88]

I would most likely commit suicide. I would not be able to adjust to that kind of jarring shift. It's like Kafei from Majora's Mask; I always thought he got royally screwed over.

same here, i was a dumb DUMB kid, i don't wanna go back to that.

 

[Nightshard]

As simple as it sounds, I'd start drawing to make up for all practice and experience I didn't get before I got more interested in art. >_>

 

[flagship]

Convince my father not to blow all that money trying to make my sister and myself (and him as a result) happy after my mother passed away.

 

[ThisIsFiveEighteen]

If I were twelve again, I'd start doing push-ups.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Me and my asshole little brother would be the same age... weird.
Well... I guess I'd get straight A's in middle school.

Spanish 0.5? fuck you! I was in spanish 3, until I reverse aged.
Bohr atomic model? screw you science teacher! ever heard of Schrodenger, because I have!

I'd also be the hardest ************ in the school (not much of an acomplishment in an all white rich kid school).

 

[Creator002]

If I turned 12 right now. I would impress the world with my awesome knowledge equal to that of a university student, get a scholarship into a really good uni and get loads of money

Exactly what I'd do, minus the money (at least for a bit). Being able to tease a 12 year old as a 12 year old with words they don't understand? Hee hee. I sense fun times.

 

[Dapsen]

I'd be like 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!' because I was a lazy, fat fuck when I was 12.
Then I'd do it all again but better, while being dead inside, because I'm 12 and my girlfriend is still 15, and probably won't believe that I was magically turned 12.