Laugh at all the hispter and indie kids by showing them how much of a non conformist and individual I am by not having super powers.
What would you do if you woke up and half of the worlds Population had superpowers, and you didn't?
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Reveal that I never was human to begin with and that to me these infinite powers aren't super at all, but normal, even though to humans (and other mortal species) they may seem super.
I would continue doing what I do, there will be bad mutants as there are horrible human beings. Mutant or not one must obey the law or face the consequences.
To prevent division there will need to be good enough candidates and enough support for unity and less of a "pure blood" supremacy cleansing.
To prevent division there will need to be good enough candidates and enough support for unity and less of a "pure blood" supremacy cleansing.
Well three options I can see:
1) fake a brutal power with the help of a dumb friend (bet you all have one in mind already) and display this power publically so nobody will want to mess with you (i.e. strap him with an explosive vest, point, bang, shout 'WHO ELSE WANTS TO FEEL MY WRATH!')
2) get some serious Derren Brown training and try to feign telepathic powers, maybe take advantage of the 'collect secret identities' idea previous.
or (my personal choice) 3) get a qualification in building renovation and repair, coz people are gonna fight and buildings are gonna the brunt of it. I'd make a fortune
1) fake a brutal power with the help of a dumb friend (bet you all have one in mind already) and display this power publically so nobody will want to mess with you (i.e. strap him with an explosive vest, point, bang, shout 'WHO ELSE WANTS TO FEEL MY WRATH!')
2) get some serious Derren Brown training and try to feign telepathic powers, maybe take advantage of the 'collect secret identities' idea previous.
or (my personal choice) 3) get a qualification in building renovation and repair, coz people are gonna fight and buildings are gonna the brunt of it. I'd make a fortune
volunteer to be a breeding mate for a zombie experiment, for when the supersmart supervillains want to see how the new zombies they created pass on their genes with a human mate.
Immediately get to know Peter Parker and/or show an interest in a hobby and science. Either way, within a fortnight I will be superpowered as well, or at least have some manner of techno gimmick and in all likelihood both deranged and homicidal.
SUFFER NOT THE MUTANT TO LIVE! PURGE THE UNCLEAN!
Actually I'd probably look into becoming a mutant hunter. With half the world made up of mutants I'm sure there are going to be people out there who want some regular humans to hunt down their muntant enemies. I would have nothing against muntants, its just a job.
Or wait until someone needs volunteers for a new way to give people powers.
Actually I'd probably look into becoming a mutant hunter. With half the world made up of mutants I'm sure there are going to be people out there who want some regular humans to hunt down their muntant enemies. I would have nothing against muntants, its just a job.
Or wait until someone needs volunteers for a new way to give people powers.
push for Mutant concentration camps. for us normie's safety we have to go about a way for mass murder for the uncleans....
No I'd probably just end up jealous but deal with it the same way I deal with all of life's problems: BOOZE!
No I'd probably just end up jealous but deal with it the same way I deal with all of life's problems: BOOZE!
I'd cry. then I'd find a way to genetically alter humans so that they have superpowers and we'd kill all the so called super heroes... why does that sound familiar?
I would have a superpower, it would be called: Jealousy. I turn green and just get really mopey/aggravated. Doesn't get me far but it's a start. Wonder if the real mutants would let me in....
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(Try and count those nu's it get confusing)
Hired muscle for a more tactical supervillian while maintaining badassery (Think Oddjob).
OR
Become a lawyer defending super powered people as everyone will be up to their ass in litigation in a week. Power goes off accidentaly killing two and injuring seven? No problem! Accidentaly knocked a building down on your commute? Not an issue! Accidentally teleported into a bank vault and helped yourself to the contents? No biggie!
On reflection either way I'm going to end up evil...
(Try and count those nu's it get confusing)
Hired muscle for a more tactical supervillian while maintaining badassery (Think Oddjob).
OR
Become a lawyer defending super powered people as everyone will be up to their ass in litigation in a week. Power goes off accidentaly killing two and injuring seven? No problem! Accidentaly knocked a building down on your commute? Not an issue! Accidentally teleported into a bank vault and helped yourself to the contents? No biggie!
On reflection either way I'm going to end up evil...
Well lets just say I will be doing very immoral things to mutants in an attempt to steal their powers and then when I do have said powers I will absorb more powers until I become GALACTICUS DESTROYER OF WORLDS
If that doesn't happen then I will manipulate naive young mutants to doing my bidding and turning me into the most badass supervillain with no actual powers or become The Badass Normal for a supervillain.
If that doesn't happen then I will manipulate naive young mutants to doing my bidding and turning me into the most badass supervillain with no actual powers or become The Badass Normal for a supervillain.
