What would you do if you woke up as the above users avatar?

[Griphphin]

I'd contemplate buying an Iron Man costume as I'm apparently not far off because of the glowing chest.

 

[Sir_Tor]

I'd be a dog and go sniff other dogs asses

 

[Simalacrum]

I'll get plastic surgery.

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

I'd scratch furniture, pee on the sofa and fetch slippers.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'd.
But now, cap the others

 

[Mozza444]

Id wonder why my face has melted... then realise its not even my face!

EDIT: if i woke up as an empty room... sorry my creativity is just not up to this

 

[Kollega]

EDIT: I'd be annoyed by the fact i became a woman.

Also this should be in Forum Games.

Also also, inconsiderate 3000th post.

 

[DemonicVixen]

well at the time of posting this...the avatar about was Mozza444. In which case id be dead in two minutes of looking in the mirror.

EDIT: now the one above me is of a strange looking creature which i guess i could live with for only a day. Great for Halloween i guess.

 

[Simalacrum]

I'D BE A KITTEH!

and I'd avoid mirrors.

I should really stop posting in this thread...

 

[ShadowofaAirmen]

nvm id make a 5 person army and rob a bank

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

I would size control of the seas and carge people to use it at astronomicle prices and become rich.

 

[Kollega]

EDIT: now the one above me is of a strange looking creature which i guess i could live with for only a day. Great for Halloween i guess.

It's supposed to be a midget detective.

By the way... well, again it would be pretty strange if i became two people instead of one. Of two different sexes, even.

 

[Cod of War]

Chh Chh Chh Chh.... ChhChhChhChh... Oh wait that's Jason...

I would be a masked killer. A generic masked killer.

EDIT:

Cartoon Midget

 

[ShadowofaAirmen]

Donky Kong aint got nothing on me

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

The universe would collapse from awesomeness.

 

[Cod of War]

Yeahhh!!! Raptor Shark Hunter Killer!!

 

[UltraParanoia]

I would attack ships carrying fish. Shit, Ninja'd.

I guess I would do whatever the fuck that thing is does. What the fuck is that thing?

 

[ShadowofaAirmen]

id join Mr.Smith and Fight the Chosen one...Welcome Mr.Anderson

 

[Cod of War]

Deep Jurassic Sea

EDIT:

My Avatar is Kratos from God of War dressed as a fish and uses "The Fish Hooks Of Athena" as weapons. Google Cod of War

 

[DemonicVixen]

EDIT: now the one above me is of a strange looking creature which i guess i could live with for only a day. Great for Halloween i guess.

It's supposed to be a midget detective.

By the way... well, again it would be pretty strange if i became two people instead of one. Of two different sexes, even.

Sorry, i couldn't see it very well, only caught a glance before it cut it off. At first i thought it was a little Irish leprechaun but the face hadnt quite seemed like it so i could only guess...

i have nothing against midget detectives in this case, i would gladly become the avatar but still, only for a day, im happy as i am