"What would you do if you woke up..." Game

[TheKnifeJuggler]

He would go insane possibly.

TPBM woke up and wanted very badly to consume a supernova...

 

[Shadowtek]

Taco farts would seem very mild.

If TPBM woke up as a zombie...

 

[ninja chicken]

He would eat everyone around.

if TPBM would kick a pig...

 

[Ramthundar]

It would be brought up when they had dinner.

If the next person woke up to find 6 months had passed...

 

[The_Chief]

he'd be happy because its summer and thats when MY BEST GIRL FRIEND IS COMIN BACK TO MY STATE

if the next person woke up in a vat of chocolate pudding with a moose in a bikini

 

[Ramthundar]

He'd tell himself to quit drinking around Canada's Chocolate Factory.

If the next person woke up to find Bioshock 2 laying next to his head...

 

[terribleyetfun]

he would go insane with desire grab it and lock himself inside his room to play it.

if the next person were to wake up with a cow on either side of them

 

[Vrud]

She would have realized her ex really WAS a cow... but at least her friend is cute.

If the next person were to find a cure for the common cold...

 

[Ramthundar]

He'd get beat up by the Cold Medicine Mafia.

If the next person waking up found out his name is Stinkelheimer...

 

[jake09050]

He would change his name and act like it never happened.

If the the next person was in a dark room all alone with George W. Bush

 

[Ramthundar]

He'd find himself with severly hurting knuckles.
Find a very nice cow-esq gift. FAST

If the next person woke up to find his family had completely forgotten who she/he was...

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

He'd run off and join the foreign Legion. Why not?

If TPBM saw his best friend turn into a giant scorpion...

 

[Sigel]

He would kill it to get the experience points.
If the next person woke up to a teddy bear tea party...

 

[jackanderson]

He would pick out a teddy he liked and then ran the fuck away.

If the person below me woke up to a Slipknot concert...

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

He would stay for as long as possible, and love every second.
(What? I like Slipknot!)

If TPBM woke up and saw 3000 ninjas outside his window...