well, when my net isnt working well, i hop on tf2, hop on a KOTH map, and then type in
tf_bot_add 2 red pyro
tf_bot_add 2 blue pyro
tf_bot_add 2 red pyro
tf_bot_add 2 blue pyro
tf_bot_add 2 red pyro
tf_bot_add 2 blue pyro
to obviously get bots and play, the bots are smart enough to replace human players, and smart enough to change their class regularly, but they only work on KOTH maps, and they cant play as spy or scout. they are still fun to play against.
MAJOR EDIT: real life, damn i need to read more, thats what i would do IN game.
real life, freaking noclip and plus 9999999999 cash
ANOTHER EDIT: i got ninjad for the cash bit