What would you do if your doctor said you have only 80 years left to live?

[Random Argument Man]

I'm dying at 100?

Great, those anti-smokers will have such a look on their faces!

 

[Dogstile]

80 years? No way to reduce it. Well then, there's only one thing for it.

*song starts playing* JOIN THE NAAAVYYY

 

[The Rockerfly]

Fuck you do I have 80 years left to live *shoots self in the head*

 

[Nickolai77]

I'd live to be 99? That's a long life, i just hope i don't get too decrepit before i die.

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

Say "really? i'm going to live to 100!"

 

[hurfdurp]

Time to stockpile adult diapers.

 

[Gudrests]

id be really upset...id get to be 98....common i cant break 100...now if he said you because superman for 80 years then droped dead...or like...a superhero with super intelligence ...thennnn ohhh then id have some fun...SAVING THE WORLD....or..well..wiping out all the people who annoy me.

P.S (none of you guys. tho.....i like reading this forum...i would read it while i was flying...and I WOULD WANT AN ARTICLE BASED OFF OF ME ONCE A WEEK...dosent have to be long....just has to be there, saying something nice about me about how happy you guys are at what im doing. The Escapist = FOX+CNN+MSNBC+all thoes other news places= Good....just sayin guys....

 

[shirin238]

I will live until I am 101 ? Damn, I had better stockpile on diapers.

 

[Durgiun]

''Well, it's a good thing that due to my future plans I'm not gonna live to be that old. I mean, can you imagine lying in a hospital bed with your bodily fluids being pumped out by some machines operated by an ugly nurse?''

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Wow, that's a lot better than I thought it would be.

 

[Razorin Faust]

Well considering I have only 4~5 year to live, that's be a pretty fucking good news.

 

[Broken Boy]

Oh hell no!!! That would make me 114 I would have to smoke more & take up a few more dangerous hobbies...

The only bright side I see living to 114 is I wouldn't have to have a fake ID to rent Ultra Porn. ; P

 

[dragonslayer32]

I'd be a little pissed off because I will be a year off 100. Apart from that, i'd be quite happy.

 

[Nixzilla]

i would be like wow really thats alot longer than i thought i was going to live

 

[Marter]

I'd try to find out how he knows this.

Then I'd still likely die before that time.

 

[TeacakeWeasel]

so... I'm at nineteen years of age at the moment, plus eighty that makes it about ninety nine years.......... Goddamn it, I wanted to be a hundred, I may as well just shoot myself now.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

Wow... I'd live to be 101. No way in hell I wanna live that long, considering the mental problems prevalent in me.

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Live my life exactly the way I would have if I had never received the news. In fact, I thought I was only going to make it to my eighties, but it seems I'll be able to live well into my nineties.

 

[bak00777]

wow im gonna live to be 98? i would prolly live normally, thats a rly long lifetime.

 

[Codenet]

break down into tears and immediately begin work on a cure for death.