what would you do if your dog looked at you and started to talk like robert denoiro???

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

i would probably shriek like a shrill little girl

 

[Wondermint13]

I would probably just get greedy and sell it to Hollywood.
If I didn't kill it in complete shock and fear of the devil that is.


EDIT: wait... did I just take this topic seriously?

 

[Paksenarrion]

I would check if my cat started talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Also, if they were both male, and wearing doctor's lab coats. And if the cat was pregnant.

"If it's a boy I'll name him Junior. If it's a girl...Junior."

Then I'd Jingle All the Way.

 

[jakko12345]

i would take even more drugs to make it go away

 

[Flig]

Take it to the park.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Depends what he said to me... if he was hungry I'd feed him.

 

[Radeonx]

I'd give him a high five and we would go on super adventures together.

 

[Trivun]

I'd probably carry on drinking my whisky and laugh uncontrollably. Because the man with whisky and a talking dog is the man who has nothing to fear from life...

 

[nolongerhere]

"Holy shit. This is so fucking awesome. I'm not even drunk right now. I think. I don't remember drinking, but then again, how the fuck did these empty whisky bottles get here? Hey, Robert, you want a drink?"
"Yeah".
"Fucking awesome".

 

[Not-here-anymore]

I'd be kinda confused. Mostly because my dog's female...

 

[voetballeeuw]

I'd look around to see if I was about to get whacked. And by that I mean choked with a garrote wire.

 

[chif-ii]

Start a traveling road show.

 

[CaptainKoala]

This thread is almost as good as the two midgets in a coat thread.

OT: Idk. I would lol.

 

[darth.pixie]

Kill dog.

I'm sorry, I just saw too many horror movies. I'd probably kill my hypothetical kid too if he started speaking in latin.

 

[KaosuHamoni]

Check myself into the nearest psychiatric hospital?

 

[dancinginfernal]

Welcome to the Escapist.

OT: I would hide, because Robert DeNiro just possessed my dog and at that point I would be afraid of anything else impossible happening.

 

[xdom125x]

I'd pee my pants.

 

[Hashime]

Well, I would have to have been poisoned with a psychoactive hallucinogen. I would A. Be scared out of my mine that I hallucinated having a dog, then that dog turning into Robert dinero.

B. I would be pretty pissed upon coming regaining my senses. I would also go to the hospital.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Take it as a sign that I need to quit drinking

 

[sheic99]

I would check if my cat started talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Also, if they were both male, and wearing doctor's lab coats. And if the cat was pregnant.

"If it's a boy I'll name him Junior. If it's a girl...Junior."

Then I'd Jingle All the Way.

And yet, I laughed harder at that, than the actual movie.