what would you do if your dog looked at you and started to talk like robert denoiro???

[tehfeen83]

Just reading the thread title made me laugh. I'd probably ask him if he wanted some milk.

 

[drbarno]

I would probably just get greedy and sell it to Hollywood.
If I didn't kill it in complete shock and fear of the devil that is.


EDIT: wait... did I just take this topic seriously?

what I was thinking, but I feel like I need to qoute friends, but I can't remember the line.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Kill it with fire.

 

[SimuLord]

First thing I'd wonder would be "when did I get a dog?"

 

[Bullet Alchemist]

I'd eat it like a snake..

 

[duchaked]

I laughed SO MUCH just making my way down (reading through) to the comment box LOL

 

[ReservoirAngel]

"Holy shit, when did I get a dog!?"

 

[TankCopter]

I would wonder what the hell they're putting into Diet Coke now. I remember people syaing it gives you cancer, but the hallucinogen thing is new to me.

 

[kickyourass]

I'd cut back on the blue acid.

 

[Sarynroth]

run as fast as I can away from it, straight into the nearest hospital.

 

[Breaker deGodot]

You talkin' to me?

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'd be speechless, really. But then I'd think "Hang on. If this just happened, that must mean that a whole lot of other weird stuff is about to go down. My day is about to turn into a fricking Doctor Who episode!"

Then, of course, I would proceed to have a conversation with DeNiro-dog until the next insane occurrence.

 

[Shanecooper]

Post it on youtube, duh.

 

[Kije]

High Five. Then we go fry up tons of bacon.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

I'd tell either of my dogs that that voice doesn't suit em, cause going by their breeds and personalities they'd be a psycho older Aussie guy and a not so bright Canadian teenager.

 

[SofaEater]

I'd look at it then say "And you couldn't sound like Morgan Freeman"

then walk away

 

[Acidwell]

I would look at it smile and then i would have such a good day

 

[Comrade Mateo]

I would make a series of humorous YouTube videos starring him. Internet stardom, here I come!

 

[ButanicXpandA]

look closer at the warning label clearly marked on the bottle of liquor i just took a swig of