what would you do if your dog looked at you and started to talk like robert denoiro???

[Flackster]

I would take it to a crowded public area and talk to it as if we're best friends and when someone questions it, the dog suddenly starts to bark and I accuse them of being on some sort of drug.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder why I have a dog in the first place.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

id pass out wake up to find that my dog speaking like robert deniro had dragged me out to the backyard and had burried me to say "what a mess and i thought that left over curry was bad" and hope that it did not have a prehensile anus. then seep into the sponge of mental cell with spongebob heman and the leader of the thundercats

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

I would make a thread about what to do whit it over here... wait.. So OP, how about i come to pick up that dog of your's and we never have to speak about this ever again.

 

[MgR]

"HEY <anyone in house, assuming they weren't in the room though>, IS THIS YOUR DOG?"

Tell the dog to leave kindly, hoping the dog can understand language spoken to him and can't just mimic Robert De Niro, or give it to a friend that likes dogs AND Robert De Niro.

I don't dislike dogs, I just don't want one (looking, touching, bearing it's teeth or staring at me and leaving hair all over the place).

 

[.No.]

If that happened, the dog and I would become a buddy cop duo, and save the world.

 

[Pants_On_Head_Retard]

no im implying it hypothetically i mean we have seen the videos on youtube on talking dogs is it that hard for the dog to progress to robert deniro

 

[robodukky]

I'd look right back at it and say "You talkin' to me?" in my own Robert De Niro voice.

 

[Sux2bu]

Shoot it.

 

[Gudrests]

When did I get a dog?.....Wait..WHAT DO I CARE THIS IS MY NEW MENTOR

 

[Kiju]

I'd probably go, "Holy shit, my dog can talk! " and then proceed to have conversations with him.

If it was a girl, I'd kinda look at it funny.

 

[Hollock]

I would probably be too surprised about the dog talking to notice that it talks like Di Niro. Nevermind all I would be thinking is the phrase "raging bulldog" over and over again.

 

[pwnzerstick]

I would make parodies of Taxi Driver and Raging Bull with it

 

[Yawwy]

Stop pretending to be Robert De Niro Dog.That's not how you sound!

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Step 1: Freak the fuck out.

Step 2: Immediately bring over people to ensure that I'm not crazy.

Step 3 (Crazy): Try to get help. If help didn't help, hopefully the dog is a mildly entertaining and largely harmless conversant. If either of those requirements were not met, I'd find a nice place for the dog with a friend or some such.

Step 3 (Not Crazy): Celebrate. Man's best friend indeed.

Step 4 (Not Crazy): Let (ethical) researchers know and inform the media (ask the dog first of course). Informing the media ideally prevents the dog "disappearing" one night and ending up in a lab for unethical study. That said, I think it's very, very unlikely that many researchers would consider conducting unethical study on an animal that could actually talk.

Addendum: On a more creepy and very impersonal level, couldn't a talking dog give informed consent? I could see some truly ugly arguments and controversies arising.

Addendum to the addendum: Even coming up with that question probably means that the internet has ruined me.

 

[HotFezz8]

I'd give him a high five and we would go on super adventures together.

that is such a inately awesome answer im not going to try and compete with it. ill just friend you :-D

 

[smearyllama]

Start a sweet band!

Gimme Shelter by The Stones will be our first cover, for no particular reason.

I'm on drums, the dog is on vocals, and the cat is on slide guitar.

 

[AvsJoe]

I guess I would find out if she understands English. Then I would tell her to stop barking all the time. Especially at night. ***** barks at everything.

 

[VanillaBean]

In the words of Keanu Reeves

WOAH!?

 

[SkoopMaster]

I would say "Shut up *****, You can do better than that!"