What would you do, if your favorite villian was your parent?

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BlackKitsune89

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For the lols, just name your favorite villain, and what you would do if said villain was your parent.:3
 

Athol

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My favorite villian would have to be Magneto, as for if he was my father I'd probably join him in his quest.
 

manythings

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I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...
 

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manythings said:
I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...
Jesus.. think of the birthday parties.

"I got you a pinata! It's Jason Todd!"

You'd probably get your ass kicked constantly in school by all the people whose parents The Joker killed. By now, that's like 90% of Gotham.
 

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The leader(s) of the Helghast... Don't know them by name or anything but just to have that kind of power coming to me would be wonderful.
 

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Mesca said:
manythings said:
I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...
Jesus.. think of the birthday parties.

"I got you a pinata! It's Jason Todd!"

You'd probably get your ass kicked constantly in school by all the people whose parents The Joker killed. By now, that's like 90% of Gotham.
Everyone hates Jason Todd so that's not too bad. Potty training? The bed wetting phase? The first girl you bring home...
 

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Does this include villainesses? Sorta hope it does, since they tend to wear the sort of outfits you really don't want to see your mum in.
 

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Wonder how the hell that works, and probably also have trouble coming to terms with the fact that my father hates me and all other humans... though would I still be human? Eh, lets just assume that I was adopted.

 

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With Darth Vader as my Father i would have become another sibling of Leia and Luke. I'd kick Yoda's metaphorical Ass in a philosophical discussion about the Force and why we should use it to not only bolster our fighting prowess and perform magical tricks but also to reinforce our own mental discipline. There is no Dark Side. One can be angry and be in control of that anger. Also, i'd be less like Skywalker and more like Starkiller.
 

BlackKitsune89

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Yes, hence why I didn't really specify a gender. (Like Mom or Dad) Feel free to post either gender. These results are fun to read so far. :3
 

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thaluikhain said:
Does this include villainesses? Sorta hope it does, since they tend to wear the sort of outfits you really don't want to see your mum in.
Villainesses are generally regarded as being villains, so yes they are included.

Anyway, Sho Minamimoto as my father? Well at least he would make sure I would never fail at math, but I would be hiding in fear the rest of the time to keep him from shouting insults that I only half understand.
 

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manythings said:
I would be very worried because if The Joker knew he was my dad my future would either be very short or horrifyingly long...

Exactly what I would say and Harley Quinn can't be a good step-mom
 

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BlackKitsune89 said:
For the lols, just name your favorite villain, and what you would do if said villain was your parent.:3
Vader. Join the rebel alliance, shout "Nooooooooooooo" at the appropriate moment. join the dark side, kill the emperor, rule the galaxy with pops.
 

Haydyn

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Were do I start? So many good candidates.

Android 17
Sephiroth
Jack of Blades
Reaver

I'm gonna have to go with Jack of Blades, because the other 3 I am dangerously close to going gay for. So I guess I'd go around in a red cape, trying to make excuses for my dad carving out the eyes of little girls.