What would you do if your partner was secretly Hitler?

[GiantRaven]

Spoiler: This seems appropriate

I'm also very curious as to how I'd react if I looked over to my significant other and suddenly...they were Hitler.

How very strange...

 

[SneeringCanuck]

I'd tell my brother, a proud neo-nazi.

Then my brother would probably beat his ass for single handedly killing any chance Germany had of winning WW2.

Ummmm... without Hitler, there would have been no Fascism in Germany, no organized Nazi party; so Germany would likely have stayed a Democracy, and would not have had the fervor to go to war. i.e, Germany never had a chance to win WW2.

He supports the ideology of Nazism without all the fervent Hitler-worship that went along with it. While he admires Hitler in a great many aspects, he despises him for his constant meddling in the military affairs of Germany and ruining everything (for example, allowing the allied armies to escape at Dunkirk, keeping the German army in Stalingrad long after it was a smoldering ruin, holding back his forces at Kursk to wait for the new Panther tanks and allowing the soviets to dig in and so on)

And Germany did have a chance to win WW2, but Hitler's colossal constant mistakes in strategy crippled those chances.

 

[Crazy]

I vouldn't tell you vhat I'd do with him, for the sake of continuing mein plans for vorld domination.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

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OP is too WTF!
Is my partner now a man? Is he/she their original age? 56? 123?
Or have I traveled through time?

You have no idea how much I apreciate this comment right here. No fucking idea. As previously stated they are not necessarily still a man, but they do still have the mustache. Everything other than the mustache is allowed to vary in this situation.

Spoiler: How could you not apreciate that mustache? HOW!?!

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

If my girl was Hitler. Mind you, I'm not into hitting a woman at all or ever, BUT I would have to bash her skull with my fist a few times. Then I would have to turn her over to the authorities where she would be tried for war crimes. I don't believe that there's a statute of limitations for war crimes, atrocities and genocide.

Then I would back in my new found fame as the guy who found Hitler.

And you would always regret that you ended the life of the only woman who will ever truly love you. Unless you're some kind of different person. If that was true then we must assume that this version of Hitler is some kind of blind person. I think I could deal with a blind person. It's kind of hard to hate people for being different when you honestly cannot tell.

Spoiler: Google images, what can't you find a relevant picture for?

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Speaking of art Hitler, well, if I were to meet future Hitler reincarnation, it would prolly be at an art school,

I disagree. Hitler strikes me more as the type who would post his pictures on deviantart and get involved with all the drama therein. Before getting banned for hate speech, that is.

OT: I'd end the relationship. I'm sorry, but I'm not dating Adolf Hitler.

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

I think that is all I have to say about such a situation.

 

[smithy_2045]

Assuming my current state of desperation, and Hitler would be an attractive female of a similar age to me, then I probably would.

 

[uhddh]

Tell him/her that they won and keep no mention of Israel in the house. Or I wonder if there'd be a reward for giving the most important ex-Nazi to the Mossad. hmmmm.

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Really have to hope that we can change his sex because I am a guy. Yeah if my girl was planning something on this kind of scale, I would probably try to talk her out of it. Can I ask you a quick question, are we in the time period of when Hitler was rising to power, or are you talking about present day. After all I think it would be really hard for your girlfriend to keep this a secret. Really have no problem locking her in a room until she didn't want to kill Jews anymore. Don't really know how to answer this, it's way beyod WTF.

Technically that picture breaks my one rule of how Hitler has to have the mustache no matter what, so somebody's going to have to draw a tiny mustache on this image. And yes I did just now notice this despite it being in this thread like four times now. I am slightly ashamed at how I missed this for so long.

Spoiler: shame

 

[Chairman Miaow]

That'd be weird, seeing as Mr. Boyfriend is Jewish.

It's the perfect disguise....

 

[Thespian]

I'd probably get all insecure and pretend to have a bigger reveal by claiming that I'm Jesus or something.

Well I'd sit down in mein kampfy chair and wonder how I didn't see it right away.

I don't know why, but your pun sent me into fits of laughter. And I never laugh at stuff I see online.

I'm regarding you with suspicion and admiration from now on.

 

[JoesshittyOs]

Who cares, had sex.

Edit: Oh, and than I'd make fun of him for double standards.

 

[RJ 17]

This is an easy one...murder her in her sleep and become the most famous war hero in history.